My Fresh Air ~ Jeff Wittek

Chapter 3

* Jeff's POV *

I am at David's house right now and there is something crazy happening, which isn't really surprising. He's trying to scare Todd by shooting him with a paintball gun several times. Obviously, David is psychotic. I mean, I don't think David is David if he doesn't do something crazy every single minute of the day. Natalie and I are just straight up chilling on the couch while I scroll through my Instagram.

All I could hear right now is David saying, "COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE TODD"

"NO DAVID BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO"

"Hey Todd, I'll give you $200 if you let me shoot you twice, just twice"

I just see Todd's big head peak out the door, "Just twice David, if you shoot me more than that you're gonna give me a new phone or something."

I get up to see if Todd is giving in and also because I want $200, I'm dumb. I see that I popped into the viewfinder and just looked at David.

"David, David you shoot me twice and I also get 200 bucks" I can't believe I'm getting myself into this mess. David bursts into laughter and looks into the camera.

"So guys, I was trying to scare Todd but I made a deal of giving him $200 if he lets me shoot him twice. THEN JEFF OVER HERE COMES IN AND SAYS THAT I CAN SHOOT HIM TOO IF I GIVE HIM MONEY. I LOVE HOW HE JUST POPS IN AND TELLS ME TO SHOOT HIM TOO"

Dude, money was offered and I am getting into that offer. "I just want the money y'all, if there's a chance of getting money take it" David makes this face as if that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever said

"Yes, guys if there's a criminal who offers you money to house him, do the favor. That's how you end up in jail"

" David... I hate you.... but hit me so I can get that money" I cursed at him for bringing the jail joke up. It's a joke so I'm just going to go along with this. David proceeds to film him shooting us and I got my $200 hehehehehe.

I went back to the apartments with Matt, Heath, and Zane to hang out. I thought I saw someone at my door but it turns out it was just some delivery guy for my neighbor. I guess they finally moved in, but I didn't get to meet them. This petite lady opens the door and makes eye contact with me. I scan her up and down to see that she's gorgeous. Even though she's only dressed in a long t-shirt that comes down to the tip of her shorts and has a crazy bun on her head, she's simply beautiful. When I bump into her, I'll start a conversation because I would love to meet her. It was sad to see her close the door.

We went inside my apartment and we just started to talk about what has been going on and we started to discuss some video ideas. I just do haircut videos anyways but I made a revenge prank video on David and lots of people seemed to enjoy that so I might do something similar. We start to drink a little bit and drunk Zane is starting to come out. This is probably a sign that I should get him home. He starts to bangs on the walls with his fists and pretends to moan

" JEEEFFFFFFF OH JEFFFFFFF that's what your new lady neighbor is gonna say " Zane screeched.

I just stare him down. Yep, he needs to head home. I grab my keys and grab Zane away from the wall before he causes more commotion to my neighbor. I wouldn't want a bad impression. Hopefully, I will be able to make a good impression on her so she's comfortable around me.

"Come, Zane, I'm taking you home before you wreck my place" I sigh as I drag this big dude out to the elevator. I silently curse myself because I knew how Zane is when he becomes drunk.