Bnha emo squad shenanigans

~tokoyami skits~

where to start with my gay birb baby??? lets give this a shot.

toko: well obviously height isnt that big a deal to me, who cares if your short

shouji: *walks in*

toko: SHOUJI I WANNA BE TALL PICK ME UP

jirou: PPFFTT-

bakugo: thats really gay honestly

shinsou: neither you or i can say shit, were both gay as fuck bakubitch

bakugo: shit your right, 

todoroki: i cant say anything either but y'know thats fine 

toko: *on shoujis shoulder* BET CUNTSSS

Toko: I AM YOUR GOOOOOOD

todoroki: yea... sure

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-everybody chilling in the common room-

toko: *dies in the game hes playing on his phone* THATS IT, IM  JUMPING OUT OF THIS WINDOW AND LIVING AS A FUCKING BIRD

shinsou: my brother- no dont leave me-

todoroki: I wont leave you shinsou.

jirou: were just going to ignore the fact that birb boi is actually opening the window??

toko: *finishes opening window and starts climbing through* IMA FUCKIN JOIN MY FAMILY FINALLY

todoroki: yep

shinsou: what a mood

Toko: *jumps to a conveniently placed tree* yesh this is a nice tree *sits down on branch swinging legs*

jirou: oh boy~ aizawas not gonna be happy with this development

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 toko: *falls of chair in the middle of class* FUCKING MAD ASS BANQUET OF DARKNESS

entire class: *looks at him*

rest of the emosquad: *laughing hysterically*

aizawa: i want to fucking die...

todoroki: W-w-welcome to the f-f-fucking club *actually laughing his ass off*

shinsou: *kicks down door* DiD tOkO fAlL aGaIn

toko: IN THE NAME OF FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

shinsou: FuCk

jirou: has your question been answered

shinsou: yep 

shouji: *just gets up and quietly walks over to toko* you need to stop yelling tokoyami its not a big deal...

toko: *shuts up immediatly* o-okay

mina: MY GAY BABIES SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bakugou: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE GAY PINKY

Jirou: it just does bakuhoe

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toko: okay listen, linkin parks singer committed suicide right-

bakugo: *immediately starts sobbing*

toko: shut the fuck up you inadequate piece of shit

jirou: uh oh... Bird your fucking stupid

bakugo: *still crying* YOU WANNA DIE BIRD BRAINS

toko: Y E S

shinsou: honestly same

todo: you said inadequate *standing in the doorway*

toko: M O O D 

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aizawa: toko whats the answer to number 5

toko: i don fuccin know 

aizawa: try to answer

toko: suck my bird head bitch *flips him off*

aizawa: *sighs* i just- i hate fucking everything.... kill me now

todo: i feel the same way aizawa

bakugo: honestly no one cares if anyone hates anything 

toko: LET ME IMAGINE IM IMPORTANT BAKUGO

Toko: FOR FUCKING ONCE LET ME FEEL LIKE NOT SHIT BITCH

bakugo: NO FUCK YOU

toko: SCREEEEEEE E E E 

in all honesty i dunno what im doing 

~ bakugay_is_abitch