Bnha emo squad shenanigans

~bakugos skits~

bakugo: i spy with my little eye someone who needs to die

midorya: its me isn-

bakugo: its always either you or fucking pikachu you little shit

tokoyami: bakugo my brother, shut the fuck up you bitch ass *small smile*

todoroki: *glaring* B I T C H DOST THOU CRAVE DEATH

bakugo: B E T C U N T

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bakugo: ima kill a whore

kiri: bakugo calm down please...

bakugo: fine.

todoroki: TEACH ME YOUR FUCKING WAYS

kiri: uhm- uuuuhhhhmmm

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tokoyami: *sitting in a tree eating an apple*

bakugo: *'accidentally' blows up the trunk*

tokoyami: F U C K MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

todoroki: SHOUJI SAVE YOUR BIRD

shouji: *catches toko*

bakugo: FUCKIN HELL OCTOPUSSY

todoroki: pppfft- /octopussy/

bakugo: shut the hell up ice queen

jirou: /ice queen/

bakugo: OH MY GOD EARLOBES

tokoyami: /earlobes/

bakugo: YOU TO BIRD BRAINS 

shinsou: /bird brains/

bakugo: my fucking god...

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bakugo: so theres this guy-

jirou: cute or hot

tokoyami: sunshine or shadow

todoroki: innocent or dirty

shinsou: depressed or not

bakugo: cute, sunshine, innocent, not depressed

jirou: its kiri

bakugo: fuck you earlobes

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shinsou: alright so- there are those days where we all sob... march 22

bakugo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK *starts crying* THEY SHOULDNT HAVE SPLIT

tokoyami: *starts crying as well*

midorya: *looks at bakugo then at tokoyami then at todoroki* are they okay todo???

todoroki: *stares scarred at the floor silently crying*

bakugo: THEY SHOULD STILL BE MAKING MUSIC TOGETHEEERRR

jirou: OH NO.... ITS TODAY-

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bakugo: alright, so uhm... im having a crisis kaminari asked some questions and i need answers...

bakugo: bird brains.... why do you only have a bird head, also were you born with it... cause if so damn i feel bad for your mother

tokoyami: i mean yes i was born with a bird head, but it was fluffy so... also i dunno why i dont have any other bird things.....

bakugo: AAAAGGHHH I WAS FUCCING WRONG????

tokoyami: .  .  . Y E P

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