bakugo: i spy with my little eye someone who needs to die
midorya: its me isn-
bakugo: its always either you or fucking pikachu you little shit
tokoyami: bakugo my brother, shut the fuck up you bitch ass *small smile*
todoroki: *glaring* B I T C H DOST THOU CRAVE DEATH
bakugo: B E T C U N T
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bakugo: ima kill a whore
kiri: bakugo calm down please...
bakugo: fine.
todoroki: TEACH ME YOUR FUCKING WAYS
kiri: uhm- uuuuhhhhmmm
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tokoyami: *sitting in a tree eating an apple*
bakugo: *'accidentally' blows up the trunk*
tokoyami: F U C K MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
todoroki: SHOUJI SAVE YOUR BIRD
shouji: *catches toko*
bakugo: FUCKIN HELL OCTOPUSSY
todoroki: pppfft- /octopussy/
bakugo: shut the hell up ice queen
jirou: /ice queen/
bakugo: OH MY GOD EARLOBES
tokoyami: /earlobes/
bakugo: YOU TO BIRD BRAINS
shinsou: /bird brains/
bakugo: my fucking god...
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bakugo: so theres this guy-
jirou: cute or hot
tokoyami: sunshine or shadow
todoroki: innocent or dirty
shinsou: depressed or not
bakugo: cute, sunshine, innocent, not depressed
jirou: its kiri
bakugo: fuck you earlobes
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shinsou: alright so- there are those days where we all sob... march 22
bakugo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK *starts crying* THEY SHOULDNT HAVE SPLIT
tokoyami: *starts crying as well*
midorya: *looks at bakugo then at tokoyami then at todoroki* are they okay todo???
todoroki: *stares scarred at the floor silently crying*
bakugo: THEY SHOULD STILL BE MAKING MUSIC TOGETHEEERRR
jirou: OH NO.... ITS TODAY-
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bakugo: alright, so uhm... im having a crisis kaminari asked some questions and i need answers...
bakugo: bird brains.... why do you only have a bird head, also were you born with it... cause if so damn i feel bad for your mother
tokoyami: i mean yes i was born with a bird head, but it was fluffy so... also i dunno why i dont have any other bird things.....
bakugo: AAAAGGHHH I WAS FUCCING WRONG????
tokoyami: . . . Y E P
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