Bnha emo squad shenanigans

~jirou skits~

this young purple lady makes my life complete she is the leader of your local emo squad

jirou: momo... if you can make anything that you know how to... can you make me a happier person

momo: i mean.... i could try???

jirou: *looks at her* 

momo: *hands her a gorillaz bracelet and then gives her a hug*

jirou: *huge ass childish smile*

~~~<#>~~~

jirou: tokoyami.... do you eat bird seed???

toko: *hides something behind him* no what a stupid question...

jirou: *smirks* guess all go ask your tall ass boyfriend

toko: no nO NO *blushing and glaring*

jirou: *sighs* fine just because i want you to remain a virgin for as long as possible

~~~<#>~~~

jirou: *to hater* listen up bitch we gon have fuccin perobelumz if you keep insultin me, i will come to your fuccin house tonight and tear you the fucc up you whore

hater: i dont believe you

-at night-

jirou: *appears in their room with a knife* B E T

hater: WEREN'T YOU JOKING  

Jirou: N O P E BITCH

hater: I M S O R R Y

jirou: I T S T O L A T E

~~~<#>~~~

toko: *quietly singing lyrics to kids with guns*

jirou: THATS MY THING YOU CUNT

toko: gawd dude sorry

bakugo: uhm- jirou your being possessive of gorillaz again.

jirou: yes, yes i am 

shinsou: just accept and move on please, im to tired for this shit

toko: BOIO your just gonna accept that shes yelling at me

jirou: they fuckin better

todoroki: *slowly nods*

toko: fuck me sideways and call me a whore =-=

jirou: no, shouji

toko: MY FUCKING GOD WHY

shinsou: its true though

toko: not you too

~~~<#>~~~

jirou: *blasting gorillaz and singing along with it* 

jirou: *fucks up lyrics*

Toko: H A H S A D YOU FUCKED UP THE LYRICS

jirou: B E T GAY ASS

shinsou: YOU CANT SAY SHIT

todo: none of us can really

im shit at writing

~ bakugay_is_abitch