todoroki: what does it mean when broccoli is suddenly my favorite food???
jirou: that you like midorya...
todoroki: FUCC
jirou: oh. my. god. todo my brother.... you have a crush on broccoli boi
todoroki: *right side catches fire*
shinsou: oooooooooooohhhh
tokoyami: Ppfft its okay todo
todoroki: i know, because you sympathize with me
tokoyami: how??
todoroki: because you have a crush on an octopus
tokoyami: *tackles him* B I T C H
~~~<=>~~~
endeavor: shouto where were you
todoroki: a place im actually happy in
endeavor: dont talk to me like that
todoroki: oh yea something you should know, im gay as all hell
endeavor: N O
emosquad: *appears* H O M O P H O B E ? ? ?
todoroki: *nods* go crazy
tokoyami: oh hell yes
dark shadow: hes still salty from earlier, you sure you want him to go crazy
todoroki: if it gets rid of this asshole *gestures towards endeavor* yes
dark shadow: oh buddy boi
~~~<=>~~~
todoroki: endeavor means 'work hard to achieve' did you work hard to achieve being the hugest cunt?
edeavor: S H O T O YOU ARE GROUNDED
todoroki: im moving out B I T C H
endeavor: where would you even go
todoroki: does it matter anywhere is better than this hellhole, i mean anywhere without you would work
~~~<=>~~~
shinsou: todoroki, on a scale of 1-10 how much do you hate your dad??
todoroki: hmmm... 74
shinsou: but thats not an op-
tokoyami: its a valid answer his dads a homophobe
shinsou: oh alright
todoroki: also he insulted my broccoli...
jirou: O H HELL NAW
bakugo: OKAY ME INSULTING DEKU IS ONE THING BUT THAT CUNT INSULTING HIM- THATS A NO NO
tokoyami: agreed
~~~<=>~~~
todoroki: aizawa... can you be my new dad???
aizawa: why??
todoroki: my dad is homophobic and abusive
aizawa: *immediately hugs todo* its okay i will protecc you
todoroki: is that a yes
aizawa: yes lets go sign the adoption papers.
-at court-
endeavor: why do i have to do anything i already said yes
aizawa: *flips him off*
todoroki: okay *takes pen and signs paper*
aizawa: *signs paper as well then glares at endeavor*
endeavor: tch- *signs paper*
~~~<=>~~~
todoroki: is it normal to want to just lay down and die... cause like thats what i wanna do
jirou: yup
tokyami: of course
shinsou: obviously
bakugo: yea its pretty normal
*all of them laying on the floor*
okay so im having writers fever. like i cant stahp i love the emo gaybies
~bakugay_is_abitch
