RANDOM ASS SKITS

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sorry for my inactivity lately, i went to washington DC for a week, OUR FLIGHT WAS DELAYED FOR FOUR FUCKING HOURS, : ^ )


Jirou: has anyone heard bowling for soup

Toko: hell no...

jirou: theyre an emo band...

toko: WhY dOnT wE jUsT lIsTeN tO tHeM fOr A mInUtE

jirou: addict much??

skit from~ MomoGayorozu0923

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toko: *doing research on the giant pacific octopus for class project, freezes up* ...

jirou: you good toko???

toko: . . .

shinsou: yknow how we had to do research on an animal and toko ended up with the octopus...

todo: i seriously dont think it was a coincidence that aizawa gave him an octopus and shoji a bird...

baku: it wasnt dumb fucks.

toko: S H U S H

shinsou: toko decided to do research on the giant pacific octopus....

jirou: A N D

shinsou: that specific octopus.... eats birds

jirou: like the giant octopus in our class, eats bird dick??

shoji: similarly 

toko: S H O J I N O

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todo: so, have you ever just wanted to curl up around someone, but then realized that if you did you would loose control of your body?

shinsou: wha-

todo: i mean, like i feel like i would lash out at anyone who tried to touch my broccoli

toko: .  .  . maybe except, i cant, because im short

jirou: pfft- i dont need you whores talking about this shit

toko: . . . i had 0 part in this

bakugo: b e t 

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toko: are you clean??

bakugo: what do you mean??

toko: sti's??

bakugo: i havent got em'

toko: do you like to take control

bakugo: uh- i dont know

toko: so your a bottom

bakugo:  WHAT!

toko: aaaayyy *finger guns*

shinsou: you cant say anything toko, how could you top first off your height second off, YOURE A FUCCIN TSUNDERE 

jirou: *having a difficult time breathing cause she was laughing so hard*


im sorry for this~ bakugay_is_abitch


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