emosquad types of drunks

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okay heads up its 3:00 and i have school if there are any errors ignore them please, i always proofread my work and ill probably do it to this one but miss some punctuation and shit, sorry for the low quality writing i felt like i had to get something out though.



jirou~

1:   shes a touchy feely drunk, like, i cant see her as anything else i mean, shes pretty reserved about her body and me and my friend have a headcanon that she wears binder so like- honestly it seems the most possible explanation. 

2:    she is a loud mega gay drunk, theres nothing to it, i think that the emosquad just gets drunk off of lifes cruelties which is why this category of srunk exists, annyways yea jirous chaotic loud gay drunk.


shinsou~

1;  the its 5 o'clock somewhere, he does whatever the fuck he wants to do and is always ready to drink, if you say its not a good idea he will brainwash your sorry ass and make you leak some personal info, in other words dont try to stop him its futile. he wins at every drinking game because he can take A  L O T of alcohol and it makes everyone jealous

2:  Whatever you do, do not piss him off. Just don't. he will take his earrings out (i like to think he wears them), start talking with his hands and rip your heart and soul out. The only case in which this type of drunk shinsou is good to have around is when you are the one he is fighting for. If he's fighting you... run.


tokoyami~

1:  he's like the calm before the storm: he's the adorably innocent boy who sits with his legs crossed tightly at the bar, then throws back one Mike's Hard and is three sheets to the wind. Part of us wishes we could still get drunk off of one wine cooler, and the other part of us wishes he would stop telling everyone in the bar about shadow, like no one gives a fuck toko.

2.  Don't ask him to grab drinks when you want to whine about your bf/gf. Sure, he'll listen, but he doesn't care. he's just there for the booze. Although, he is the perfect one to call when you just broke up with your bf/gf and you need to hate the world for a minute. he'll drink you into stupidity and leave you throwing your middle finger in the air.


bakugo~

1:  hes the sad drunk, leave him alone and he will start s o b b i n g for hours, but if you stay you risk accidentally  hearing one of his secrets, like how hes depressed, but anywayshe ends up a mess either way so whats the point

2:  I'm Not Drunk, I Can Still Have One More Drink he says that everytime he gets drunk like, what the fuck bakugo your dignity is already in sgattered peices on the floor so like why the hell would you try to cover it up


ahhh the final drunk the hardest one to think about.... todoroki~

1.  This is the one person in the company of whom you can never say for sure if he is drunk. he  just doesn't change at all in behaviour, no matter how much liquor goes in. his sober yet drunk ass will never make an ass of himself, but is this person really enjoying a drunk night out?

2.  This is the aggressive drunk. No matter what happens this night, there will be some fighting involved, that's for sure. Could be for somebody looking at him the wrong way or spilling his drink, a simple apology just won't do it. This insult can only be revenged with blood.



super super sorry for the shitty chapter the next one will be better but school is draining anywho, good night my little love is love supporters ill hopefully talk to some of you soon~

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