Bnha emo squad shenanigans

~shinsou skits~

shinsou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggGGGGgggGggggggggggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh *falls back in chair*

monoma: shinsou... did you die? 

shinsou: *doesnt move*

monoma: damnit shinsou

tetsutetsu: he needs a kiss from his prince-

monoma: *sighs* no

tetsutetsu: yes

monoma: fine *kisses shinsou*

shinsou: *eyes snap open blushing profusely*

monoma: *steps back*

tetsutetsu: H A H TOL D YO U

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shinsou: i want to hecking die

todoroki: language *narrows eyes*

shinsou: *sighs* sorry I WANT TO FUCKING BURN IN HELL

todoroki: better

shinsou: wait- howwwww-

tokoyami: your part of the emosquad we dont make sense

shinsou: god bless me i need to find me dad

todoroki: aizawa, right????

shinsou: i will neither confirm or deny

todoroki: HOLY SHIT HE IS

tokoyami: fuck 

jirou: like what- how the hell??

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aizawa: we have a new student in class 1a

shinsou: *walks in without being introduced* sup cunts im your new insomniac/depressed classmate

todoroki: join the club you mother fucker

jirou: we all want to die in this class

tokoyami: and were all insomniacs

bakugo: Okay listen im not an insomniac

tokoyami: your so busy cuddling kirishima that you just fall asleep

bakugo: TO FAR FEATHER HEAD

shinsou: i already love this class

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deku: if your depressed and you know it clap your hands

emosquad: *look over and clap*

shinsou: If YoUr DepResSeD aNd YoU kNoW iT cLaP yOuR hAnDs

emosquad: *claps*

shinsou: if your depressed and you know it and you really want to sh- D I E if your depressed and you know it clap your hands

todoroki & tokoyami: *claps*

jirou: honestly M O O D

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shinsou: *quietly singing dont threaten me with good a time in class*

tokoyami: *starts singing with him also quietly*

jirou: *laughing slightly but joins*

todoroki: *singing with them slightly louder*

bakugo: *singing at a normal volume shamelessly*

shinsou,toko,jirou,and todo: *start singing louder*

rest of class: *look at them questioningly* 

kiri: wh-wha-

aizawa: you kids make me actually want to die

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shinsou: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

aizawa: what

shinsou: you should get me ice cream

aizawa: no

shinsou: how are you my dad again

aizaw: i dunno

shinsou: *smirks*

shinsou: get me ice cream

aizawa: *leaves room for a second then comes back and gives shinsou ice cream*

shinsou: thanks dad *releases aizawa from mind control*

aizawa: how did- how did you get ice cream??

shinsou: what d'you mean you gave it to me

aizawa: Hitoshi why...

shinsou: *shrugs*