* jiraiya walks into the room *
Jiraiya: " I brought you guys cookies "
* The akatsuki look at jiraiya *
Pein: " jiraiya get out of my room! "
Jiraiya: " but Nagato "
* Pein gets up and runs to jiraiya, he starts to stab him and jiraiya screams. The akatsuki just look away, awkward. *
Hidan: " Stab him in the kidney "
* Everyone look at him with a WTF face *Ok so I put this in also in my dumbass akatsuki book too, because it involves akatsuki but it has jiriaya in this too, so that's why it's in here.