Note this will be told in a modern high school AU
* tsunade looks at Naruto and Sasuke who are sitting across her *
Tsunade: " do you guys know why I called you here? "
Sasuke: " because of our consent arguing in class "
Tsunade: " you've been arguing in class? "
Sasuke: " I mean no "
Tsunade: " anyways do you know why I called you here "
Naruto: " Because of the dirty dancing "
Tsunade: " yes and do you know why I called you two here instead of anyone else? "
* They both shake there heads *
Tsunade: " Because you two are the leaders of it "
Sasuke: " what? "
Tsunade: " yes, now I could easily shut down the dance, but I don't want to be the bad person here "
Sasuke: " yeah that doesn't sound like a good idea "
Tsunade: " now I don't want you guys to be inappropriately touching each other "
Naruto: " what's inappropriate touching to you? "
* Naruto puts his hand on sasuke shoulder *
Naruto: " is this inappropriate touching to you? "
Tsunade: " no "
* Sasuke puts his hand on Naruto thigh *
Sasuke: " what about this? "
Tsunade: " your getting close "
* Naruto puts his hand on sasuke chest *
Naruto: " what about this? "
Tsunade: " no that's not allowed "
Naruto: " what but we're amongst men here "
Tsunade: " no it's not allowed "
Sasuke: " well what if I'm tying me shoes "
* Sasuke gets up and bends over like he's tying his shoes *
Naruto: " and what if I'm streaching "
* Naruto get's behind him and acts like he's streaching *
Tsunade: " no that's not allowed "
Sasuke: " what but what if we just want to dance "
* They get close to each other and hug each other and hug each other and start to dance *
Tsunade: " no there needs to be distance between you "
Naruto: " what but there is, what do you want us to dance like this "
* They get far apart and hold each other's hands *
Tsunade: " well not like that "
Sasuke: " well how about this? "
* They get close to each other but there's four or five inches apart from each other *
Tsunade: " yes like that "
Sasuke: " he touched my butt, and you didn't see that "
Tsunade: " sit down "
* They both sit down *
Tsunade: " so do you appose we fix this "
Naruto: " we can record them "
Tsunade: " that sounds like a good idea, you both can make a video showing how you dance appropriately '
Sasuke: " like with each other? "
Tsunade: " no with a female "
Naruto: " ok "
Tsunade: " alright do you both have any other questions or concerns? '
Naruto: " I love you "
Sasuke: " that's a nice blouse "
Tsunade: " alright we're done here "
* She shakes Naruto hand and sasuke tries to kiss her hand *
Tsunade: " Don't kiss me "
* They both start to walk out *
Naruto: " bye "
Sasuke: " see you at dinner "
* They walk out of the office *
Tsunade: " I think they learned there lesson "
* Naruto and Sasuke walked out holding hands *
