Itachi: " why are you so obsessed with my brother? "
Naruto: " because I think of him as a brother! I'll be a better brother, then you ever could!! "
* Itachi externally screams *
Inner itachi: ' don't fucken kill him, he's trying to get sasuke back. You know just because of that I'm shoving, a whole ass crow down his fucken throat for no reason. Sorry about this shisui '
* Itachi shoves a crow down the motherfucker throat *
And that's the real reason why it happened
