* fugaku, Mikoto, madara, obito, sasuke, shisui, and itachi all gathered around for Christmas dinner *
* Fugaku stands up *
Fugaku: " I want to make a toast "
Sasuke: " make it fast, I'm pretty hungry dad "
Fugaku: " it will be, I just want to say thank you for all gather around. I wouldn't want it to be any other way "
* Fugaku and mikoto are getting ready for bed *
Fugaku: " why do we have to host?!!, Why can't Madara host?!! "
Mikoto: " he's too old "
Fugaku: " so now I have to waste my money, to feed all these motherfuckers!! "
Fugaku: " I also like to thank madara for being here "
Madara: " I just hope I'm not a burden here "
Mikoto: " of course not, you're no problem "
* Weird noises are coming from Madara room, fugaku and mikoto lay in bed wide eyes. You know when you have mucus in your throat, like that *
Madara: " ah!, I'm choking! "
Madara: " I'm also glad I'm here, I'll like to spend the rest of my time with you guys "
* Madara passed out on the couch, itachi and shisui were in the living room smoking weed. Shisui was doing those little rings with the smoke, when Madara farts. They get a bit scared *
Fugaku: " I'm glad itachi's here "
Itachi: " of course dad "
Fugaku: " and with my upcoming son in law "
Shisui: " yeah "
* Itachi, fugaku, mikoto, shisui all were in the living room *
Itachi: " why can't I marry him?!, Is it because he's a guy!!? "
Fugaku: " yes!! "
Itachi: " you guys are being really homophobic right now!! "
Mikoto: " we know!!, No offense Shisui "
Shisui: " none taken "
* He said as he sat on the couch *
Mikoto: " we're sorry we made you sleep on the air mattress "
Itachi: " it's okay mom, it's actually pretty comfortable "
* Shisui and itachi are on the air mattress, and it pops and starts to deflate *
Shisui: " I fucken hate this family "
Fugaku: " and if course, I'm happy sasuke back from college "
Sasuke: " of course dad "
* Sasuke and fugaku sat on the couch, and he was pressing the wrong button on the control *
Sasuke: " dad that's the wrong button!!, You're pressing input not power!! "
Fugaku: " shut up I know what we're doing!!, Get out of here!! "
* Sasuke sighs he stands up and walks away, and fugaku still can't work the TV *
Fugaku: " sasuke get your asian ass back in here!! "
Fugaku: " and of course our favorite cousin obito "
Obito: " yeah "
* Obito and fugaku were play mortal Kombat eleven and obito won *
Obito: " yes!! "
* Fugaku grabs his whiskey glass and pours it over his PS4 *
Obito: " dude!! "
* Fugaku grabs a match, he lights it and throws it on the PS4 *
Obito: " my play station!!! "
Obito: " yup, happy memories "
Fugaku: " yes I'm happy, now let's not waste Time talking. And eat up this great meal, my lovely wife made us "
* Mikoto burns the cookies and throws the pan against the wall *
Mikoto: " Shit!!! "
Madara: " well done fugaku "
Fugaku: " cheers! "
Shisui: " yeah, dad "
* Fugaku gave him a dirty look, and shisui leans back in his chair *
For those who we don't love, but at the same time, merry Christmas.
