* Naruto Waits outside for Hinata to come out of her house *
Neji: " hey you "
* Naruto looks around *
Neji: " yeah you "
* Naruto looks to see neji leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette *
Neji: " you break her heart, I'll chop your dick off "
* Naruto eyes go wide *
Hinata: " r-ready t-to g-go- n-naruto-kun? "
* Naruto jumps and let's out a little scream *