* sasuke is sitting down when a piece of paper hooked up on a fish hook drops in front of him. On the paper it says how to get stronger 101, sasuke tries to catch it but it keeps going back. He finally falls at some point, and looks up to see Orochimaru and kabato *
Sasuke: " is this how to get stronger 101? "
* Orochimaru exhales his puff of cigarette *
Orochimaru: " nope "
* Jugo AND Suigetsu goes and lift sasuke up by both arms *
Sasuke: " what the fuck?! "
And that's the real reason how sasuke ended up with Orochimaru
