* eight year old sasuke was in bed, getting ready to go to sleep *
Sasuke: " dad!!, There's something underneath my bed!! "
* Fugaku walks into the room *
Fugaku: " what is it this time, another monster "
* Fugaku looks underneath the bed and sees a mirror *
Fugaku: " what th- "
Sasuke: " it's a little bitch "
Fugaku: " you need to stop this "