Note this would be told in modern AU
Kakashi: " ok so your health teacher isn't here today, I'll be teaching you "
* Kakashi grabs pieces of paper off the desk *
Kakashi: " we'll be learning about, the effects drugs have on you. For example uh...... "
* Looks around for a piece of paper, he grabs the eviction notice he has. He folds it in half and draw half a heart. He grabs scissors and cut it out, and unfold it *
Kakashi: " this is your heart "
Kiba: " is that an eviction notice? "
Kakashi: " Shut up!, Anyways "
* He grabs some weed from his pocket and puts it on the desk *
Kakashi: " this is your heart on drugs "
* Puts the fake heart on the weed *
Kakashi: " any questions? "
Sakura: " where did you get the weed? "
* Kakashi grabs the weed and runs out of the class *
