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* naruto and itachi are fighting, and itachi shoves a crow down naruto's mouth *
* Kurama was minding his own business, and sees a crow *
Kurama: " uh.... naruto did you eat a crow.....if he makes a mess you're cleaning it up "
         ~ timeskip ~
* Kurama minding his own business, and sees the crow. And he just looks at it *
Kurama: " Naruto there's a crow in here, I don't think that's normal "
Naruto: " aww come on nine tails, you're just probably under the side effects of the genjutsu itachi put us under "
Kurama: " that was a mouth ago!, What kind of side effects last that long! "
Naruto: " I don't know I'm not a genjutsu user "
Kurama: " it literally has a Sharingan, just get in here! "
Naruto: " *groan's * fine "
* Naruto get's inside his head and looks at Kurama *
Naruto: " alright I'm here, where's the crow "
Kurama: " it's, wait where did it go! "
* Kurama looks around and the crow is no where in sight *
Naruto: " see I told you it's just side effects of the genjutsu "
Kurama: " no they where literally a whole ass crow in here! "
Naruto: " I'm just going to go "
Kurama: " wait! "
Naruto: " bye nine tails "
* Naruto disappears and the crow comes flying by *
Kurama: " AHHHH!!!!!!! "
~ timeskip to when naruto is fighting reanimated itachi and nagato ~
* Naruto looks at itachi, and spits out a whole ass crow *
Naruto: " they was a whole ass crow inside of me?! "
Kurama: " I told you!!!! "

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