So basically, I got bored and it was late, so I found a random object generator and I found a bunch of random objects, and I recorded the first thoughts that popped into my head. Some could be legitimate new names to the objects. Most show just how random my brain is. Hope you enjoy.
Waffle: Graph paper pancake
Sock: foot snuggie
Kite: Controlled flying litter
Ring: finger bracelet
Pillow: face rest
Lamp: Controlled sun
Pencil: thought stick
Tent: portable homeless house
Camping: chosen homelessness
Watch: time arm ring
Phone: long distance eavesdropper
Jack-o-lantern: Spooky Vegetable lamp
Shoes: foot armor, alternatively: foot prison
Computer: glow box
Guitar: cool string air vibrator
Camera: time slicer
Scissors: snip snip
Box: fun hiding place
Car: death machine
Mug: liquid prison
Cymbals: CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH
Origami: torture
Suitcase: portable closet
Microphone: loud screamer
Book: New world
Spoon: safe eating utensil
Fork: stabby eating utensil
Knife: stabby
Banana: YELLOW POTASSIUM
Balloon: oval air
Windmill: wind director
Flag: flap flap
Magnifying glass: detective glasses
Paint: liquid picture
Lock: nope
Gun: pew pew
Hat: hair protector
Candle: fire shelf
Toilet: domesticated whirlpool
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I'm ADHD (a random book)
RandomHey, so here's a look into my completely random brain. I hope it's entertaining.
