New names for things

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So basically, I got bored and it was late, so I found a random object generator and I found a bunch of random objects, and I recorded the first thoughts that popped into my head. Some could be legitimate new names to the objects. Most show just how random my brain is. Hope you enjoy.

Waffle: Graph paper pancake

Sock: foot snuggie

Kite: Controlled flying litter

Ring: finger bracelet

Pillow: face rest

Lamp: Controlled sun

Pencil: thought stick

Tent: portable homeless house

Camping: chosen homelessness

Watch: time arm ring

Phone: long distance eavesdropper

Jack-o-lantern: Spooky Vegetable lamp

Shoes: foot armor, alternatively: foot prison

Computer: glow box

Guitar: cool string air vibrator

Camera: time slicer

Scissors: snip snip

Box: fun hiding place

Car: death machine

Mug: liquid prison

Cymbals: CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH

Origami: torture

Suitcase: portable closet

Microphone: loud screamer

Book: New world

Spoon: safe eating utensil

Fork: stabby eating utensil

Knife: stabby

Banana: YELLOW POTASSIUM

Balloon: oval air

Windmill: wind director

Flag: flap flap

Magnifying glass: detective glasses

Paint: liquid picture

Lock: nope

Gun: pew pew

Hat: hair protector

Candle: fire shelf

Toilet: domesticated whirlpool

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