Something Stupid

kInKy

Narrator's POV

Tony whistled as he calmly and peacefully took a shower in his bathroom.

Ah, nothing better than a warm early morning shower.

He squeezed some shampoo into his hand and scrubbed his luscious soft hair with it. It smelled like watermelon because why not?

He hummed one of his favorite songs as he worked on his hair. He turned around to reach for his scrub when he saw a portal open up behind him.

"We're out-"

"AAAAHHHHH!" Tony screamed, reaching for anything to cover himself.

"Stop screaming. We're out of milk." Stephen said.

"Oh, um..." Tony blushed. "Did you check the back of the fridge? It's usually there."

"Yeah, I checked the-" Stephen stopped when he smelled something.

Something sweet.

He looked at Tony, then behind Tony seeing a green bottle with a watermelon that was smiling. "Is that kid's shampoo?"

"What about it?" Tony asked.

"Is there something I should know?" Stephen raised a brow.

"I just don't want my eyes to sting when I inevitably get shampoo in them, okay? Why isn't there tear-free adult shampoo? I hate being an adult!" Tony said.

Stephen only raised a brow at him.

"Don't judge me!" Tony threw the scrub at Stephen, but Stephen closed the portal before it hit him, causing the scrub to only hit the wall.

///0///0

"Stephen, I have a meeting this morning. I'll pick up some stuff after." Tony said as he poured himself a cup of coffee.

"Okay. Oh, get out a little early today by the way." Stephen said, making his way down stairs. He came into Tony's view. "How do I look?" He asked.

"You remind me of Mac N Cheese." Tony said, getting a good look at Stephen.

"How so?" Stephen asked.

"I love MacN Cheese." Tony winked at him.

Stephen smiled.

"But those pants are ugly, take them off." Tony said, sipping on his coffee.

"Oh, I'm not falling for that again." Stephen shook his head and placed his hands at his hips, laughing.

Tony rolled his eyes playfully and proceeded to drink from his coffee cup. "Do you have to go away for so long?" He asked, coming up to Stephen and straightening out his shirt collar. "Specifically on my day off? I don't have anything going on today."

"Tony, I have a job to do." Stephen said.

"Just call in today and stay home with me." Tony said, laying his head on Stephen's shoulder, brushing his lips again Stephen's neck. "I get so bored here on my own." He said against Stephen skin, before kissing it. His hot breath sending shiver's down Stephen's body.

"It's okay. You've got Cloak here to keep you company." Stephen said.

"But I want you." Tony said, looking up at Stephen, slowly pushing him back against the kitchen counter.

Stephen blushed. "Um...I do too, but you know I'm quite busy...so..."

"At least let me treat you before you go." Tony said, running his hand down Stephen's chest and to his crotch area, rubbing his middle finger and ring finger up Stephen's clothes while his pointer finger and pinky finger traced the outline of the "V" Stephen's legs formed.

"A-As lovely at that sounds..." Stephen swallowed. "I'd like to get to work on time."

"I'll be quick." Tony winked at Stephen.

"Tony, I don't know if I have time for-ah!" He gasped when he felt Tony squeeze the already forming bulge in his pants.

"I know you want it Stephen." Tony said lustfully as he leaned closer to Stephen.

"Um..." Stephen's cheeks flushed red and his eyes grew nervous and panicked. He needed a way out of this, as much as he'd love to stay for this, he didn't have time. And he didn't want to risk being late to work.

>ring<

Saved by the bell, literally.

"That's mine." Stephen said, searching for his phone.

"You're not getting out of this that easily this time." Tony said, getting on his knees.

Stephen quickly answered the phone. "Hello? Well, hi there Christine." He said.

Tony began to undo Stephen's belt and unbutton his pants.

Stephen looked down at him, trying to push him away with his free hand. "The new job? Oh yeah, it's going great. Really good."

Tony only fought Stephen back.

Stephen pulled on Tony's hair.

"Oh, doctor~" Tony moaned.

Stephen's face became red. "Um, that? It's nothing. I just...it's a commercial on television." He looked down at Tony, mouthing fuck you.

"Is that an invitation?" Tony asked, raising a brow.

"Christine, this really isn't the time. I have to be at work in a few miNUTES. PHILADELPHIA!" Stephen said, looking down at Tony, who was working his hand on him already. "Yes, yES! Everything's just fine." Stephen said. "I'll talk to you later. Okay, alright. Bye." Stephen hung up to phone. He tossed his head back, letting out a groan. "You can't do that when I'm on the phone." Stephen said. "I said the safe word."

"We both know you're actually enjoying this." Tony said, pumping Stephen in his hand.

Stephen blushed, looking away. "J-Just finish before I'm late to work." He said.

Tony chuckled, leaning forward and giving's Stephen tip a small kiss before his tongue began it's pleasurable work.

Stephen moaned, closing his eyes and tossing his head back as he gripped onto the edge of the counter tightly.

///0///0

"Well, Stewart. Looks like you'll be home for the next three days." Stephen said, looking at a little boy who looked really ill.

"Aww." He said, leaning against his mother.

Stephen looked up at the woman.

"He really likes school." She said.

"Oh. Well that's good." Stephen said. "I loved going to school. Learning is very important." He said.

"Yeah. We were going over the solar system in science." Said Stewart. "Did you know that more than one thousand three hundred earths could fit inside Jupiter?" He asked.

"Wow, really?" Stephen said as he wrote a doctor's note.

"Mhm." Stewart nodded.

"That's awesome bud." He said, handing Stewart's mom the note. "This a prescription to help him with that ugly cold." Stephen said.

"Thank you." Stewart's mom said.

"Alright." Stephen got up and opened the door for them. "Well, I hope you get better Stewart. If anything else happens, come back to see me."

"We will." Said Stewart's mom.

"The exit is down the hall and to the left." Stephen said.

"Thank you."

"Bye Doctor Strange." Stewart waved.

"Bye, bud." Stephen waved back at him.