Something Stupid

Science Bros

Narrator's POV

Screeeeeeeeeeeee

A car quickly pulled up into Tony's drive way.

None other than Bruce Banner rushed out of the car and into the house.

"I'm here! I'm here! What's the emergency?!" He said, looking around.

Tony was sitting in his living room, calmly.

"I thought you said there was an emergency." Bruce said.

"Oh, yeah. I lied." Tony said, tossing his hands into the air looking up at Bruce.

"What?" Bruce asked. "I lied to a cop to get here this fast."

"Oh, good for you." Tony said.

"Ah." Bruce squinted at him. "Okay. Why did you call me here then?"

"Rhodey's gone and I need en extra set of hands on something I'm working on." Tony said.

"What is it?" Bruce asked.

"Hah." Tony took out a pointer from his pocket that undid itself into a longer stick. "I'm glad you asked." He said. "Cloak." He said.

The cloak looked up at him beside a boombox that sat on a coffee table.

"Hit it." Tony said, clearing his throat.

The cloak turned on the boombox, and music began to play.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeell..." Tony began to sing. "If you haven't noticed, I was blessed with massive intellect." Tony sang and began to dance.

Bruce stared at him, horrified.

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"So, how are you and the milkman?"

"Wong, this really isn't the time." Stephen said, jumping out of the way as a large fist swung toward him from a monster.

"Oh, come on Stephen." Wong said, summing a shield and cutting off the monster's hand.

A large roar came from it.

"Now, look what you did." Stephen said. "It's mad." He jumped onto the monster's forearm and ran up it's arm.

"We could handle this thing with our eyes closed." Wong said, following after him.

"Then why'd you need me?" Stephen asked.

"Who's the milkman?" Wong asked.

"Shut up Wong." Stephen said, restraining the monster.

They both stood on each of it's shoulders.

"Is it someone I know?" Wong asked, helping Stephen. His eyes widen, he looked at Stephen. "No."

"What?" Stephen groaned, pulling the silver chains he'd summon.

"It can't be him." Wong said.

Stephen looked at him. "Oh, shut up." He rolled his eyes.

"It is."

"Wong." Stephen said, opening a large portal for the monster to fall in.

They fell right into the portal, into a different dimension.

The monster groaned in defeat, laying on the ground.

"Hah." Stephen sighed in exhaustion and relief.

"When were you gonna tell me that the milkman was Stark?" Wong asked.

"You literally knew I liked him." Stephen said. "I was expecting you'd know by now." Stephen said, walking off the monster.