AG- *rage kicks the door* (poor door, you've been though so much)
Sakura- *watching Buzzfeed unsolved episode 8, season 2 with Naruto and Konan* Wow.... just wow
Sasori- *staring blankly at AG*
Naruto- *used to this*
Sasuke- *glaring at Itachi, not even paying attention to what AG did*
Itachi- *was asleep but had a rude awakening*
Kisame- *was reading but lost his page*
Kakashi- *not even caring*
Hidan- *bored*
Konan- *looking at AG*
Deidara- *sitting in a corner surrounded by sculptures and still making sculptures*
Pein- *drinking coffee*
Zetsu- *arguing with himself*
Kakuzu- *still looking for his money*
AG- *looks at Sakura* So that's where my phone went!!
Sakura- Yeah...... by the way! Really? I'm your lock screen?
AG- Meh
Sakura- Anyway what do you want?
AG- This book is about ships..... so what do you think?
Sakura- Don't make me drug you
AG- *looks at her coffee* This isn't drugged? Right? .......right?
Sakura- Drink it to find out
AG-.............. Oi! Duckass!
Sasuke- *looks at AG* 1. No, I will not drink that and 2. Can't I just kill him a little?
AG- No and just drink it!
Ronnie- *hasn't heard any of the conversation and just walks in* Yo little sis!
AG- *smiles* Hi Ronnie! Here! Made ya some Weath Wish!
Ronnie- *takes the coffee* Thanks! *drinks the coffee* Huh..... this tastes funnyyyyy *passes out*
Pein- *spits his coffee back into the cup then dumps it out the window*
AG- SO IT WAS DRUGGED!!
Sakura- THAT COFFEE WAS YESTERDAY'S BREW!!! AND HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET YOU TO GO TO SLEEP YESTERDAY!!!
Pein- *now sad that he dumped his coffee out the window when it wasn't even drugged*
AG- Just for that! *grabs a box from her backpack* Today's ship will be involving you!
Sakura- *goes pale* No..... you wouldn't dare
Sasori- *grabs something to drink*
AG- Yes I would! TODAY'S SHIP IS.... *grabs a whiteboard, hangs it up, grabs tape, grabs the media, tapes up the media, then slams her hand on it* SAKURA X FUCKING SASORI!!
Sasori- *spits out his drink*
Rest of the Akatsuki- *processing this information*
Kakashi- ................?!
Naruto- The fuck?
Sasuke- *silently raging*
Sakura- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AG?!
Sasori- *to shocked say anything but screaming in his head*
AG- All take the silence as a yes!
Sasori- NO
AG- So 5 no's and 11 yes's?
Sakura- *pauses* Wait........ 11 yes's? It be 1! You weirdo!
AG- The others aren't responding and Ronnie won't argue with me ship soooooo.... yes! 11!
Sakura- I will punch you though that fucking wall!
AG- That's why I'm ending this here Sakura! Bye everyone!
Akatsuki- THE FU-
