Someone said that it was '3: Tokyo Drift'
But that doesn't rhyme soooooooo
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Sasori and Deidara: WE HATE!!
Sakura, Konan, and Tusnade: WE FUCKING LOVE!!
Itachi: This is fine [sips tea]
AG: [bursts down the door] SAKURA I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY LADY!
Sasori: You don't look like you got into a scuffle
AG: NO, SHE LITERALLY KICKED MY ASS! SHE BOPPED IT WITH HER FOOT!
Sakura: Well fuck AG! It's not like I'm a doc- ... Fuck, I am a doctor... but what do you want me to do?
AG: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT FUCKING HURTS
Sakura: Take some Tylenol and drink some coffee. Put some heat on it too if you want. The pain quite literally will subside before the end of the day. If it gets worse though, come talk to me
AG: OK!
Sakura: Now.... SHIP!
Konan: SHIP!
Tsunade: SHIP!
Minato: [muffled shipping nosies cause Deidara is trying to suffocate him with a pillow for even thinking that]
Izuna and Hashirama: [quiet shipping nosies]
Gaara: [Flower print shirt, pink shades, and Lei] I take a week vacation and everything goes wrong.... scratch that [sighs] This is a perfectly normal Monday night