Itachi x Sasori

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Thank you so much! My minds been blank!

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Itachi- *wondering what's AG's mental state* *hands her her ADD pills*

AG- Why are you giving me 5? I've already taken one

Itachi- Your mental state has gone to absolute shit because your showing us this abomination

AG- One ADD medication doesn't work like that and two does it look like I give a fuck? Talk to The Lady upstairs then!

Itachi- How can I reach her then?

AG- A key card and the elevator

Hidan- That thing needs a key card too!

AG- So that's why you guys take the stairs!

Sasori- Do you have the key cards?

AG- No....... I lost them

Sakura- Can we get this chapter over with?

AG- Ok! Kisame?

Kisame- No! And who the hell ships this?! I'll tear them to shreds!

AG- I don't blame you but...... at least it's better then some other ships.......

Ronnie- *walks in* So sis?

AG- *thinks* Speak of the devil....... What do you want?

Ronnie- 1. For you to unblock me a-

AG- YOU BLOCKED ME FIRST!

Ronnie- And 2. When you gonna do the Sakura x Jiaiya ship reaction? Cause I'm dying to see that!

Everyone else besides AG and Ronnie- *processing*

AG- Well do that later

Sakura- I'll give you my answer right now fuck no and everyone else agrees right?

Everyone else- *nodding*

AG- Back on topic! Deidara?

Deidara- ....... No un!!

AG- Konan? Oh wait..... the hangover.......

~In another room~

Konan- *sleeping*

~Back in the studio~

AG- Pein? Wil-

Pein- No for me and her

AG- Ok! Hidan? Kakuzu?

Hidan- Fuck no!

Kakuzu- No and have you seen my money? I've lost it ever since we've been here

AG- No I haven't!

Kakuzu- *mumbles* Dang it...... that was 900 billion ryo!

AG- HOLY SHIT FUCK!! 900 BILLION RYO?!

Hidan- HOLY SHIT!! I knew you were rich but not that rich!

Kakuzu- *sigh* No on the ship, I hope it sinks down to the bottom of a trench and two to quote Sasuke who quoted AG, "Fuck this shit I'm out!"

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