Sakura x Itachi (A/N at the end)

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AG- *bouncing up and down while smiling*

Sakura- *walks in* *sighs* Who's the victims now?

AG- You'll see!

~le time skip~

Hidan- WHY THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE SO FUCKING CONFUSING!

Naruto- Cause AG wants to trap us here *calmly opens the door*

AG- *smiling so brightly the the room is lit up and holding a whiteboard*

Everyone else- *thinks* So bright.....

Sakura- *has shades on* Ikr

Ronnie- *walks in* *freezes* I know what ship this is........

AG- MY ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!! COME ON IN SIT DOWN!!!!

Ronnie- *sits down* Your all time favorite involves pedophilia

AG- By only what? 5 years?

Sakura- I have a sneaking suspicion that this involves me........ again..........

AG- YEP!

Sakura- So 5 years...... 21?

Itachi- *spits out his coffee*

Sakura- Wha- *pales* No.......... She wouldn't........... would she?!

AG- YES I WOULD! *flips the whiteboard around to reveal the media* INFINITY AND BEYOND FOR ME!!

Sasuke- *attempting to jumps Itachi with the attention of murder*

Sasuke- *freezes mid air* ....... What?

AG- *starring intensely at Sasuke* Did I forget to mention that I'm also a psychic?

Sakura- So fire and psychic abilities? How much weirder can this get!?

AG- A lot weirder *blinks*

Sasuke- *falls on his stupid face*

AG- Damnit! I was gonna fling him into a wall then do stop hitting yourself!

Itachi- How can I access the roof?

AG- You need the key card and its stored somewhere you'll never find it!

Ronnie- It's in her bra

AG- Way to ruin the fun!

Ronnie- That's what I'm here for!

Itachi- Just hand it over please

AG-....... No........ It's staying in my bra......... And if you even attempt that I will roast you alive

Sakura- At least he said please

Ronnie- At least

Hidan- Your girlfriend-

AG- I'm not his girlfriend, I'm his younger sister

Deidara- Bu-

AG- I know! I'm pale and he's darker! We're Italian! He just has more Italian in him then me! I'm done here! *walks out the door*

Deidara- Ok ok

Hidan- Fine! Your sister has all these wacky powers but what about you?

Ronnie- *sighs* Here we go..... *inhales* OI! FLAME BRAIN!

AG- *kicks down the door* WHAT YOU WANT NOW ICE PRINCESS?!

Itachi- So ice?

Ronnie- Yep!

AG- I'm gonna go upstairs...... Sadly it's 2 to 14...... bye y'all

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🛑🤚Important announcement🤚🛑
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Hey y'all! No, the chapter doesn't end there! I have some important announcements!

So I'm planning on making AG an official oc! As in book, back story, real name (we can't call her AG forever), ect.

I've been considering making her an official oc for awhile now! As in, all the way back in some of my older books! For the ones that been here for awhile, y'all know. And for some of the newer ones, I had two books. They were truth or dare books. A Yugioh and FairyTail one. They got shut down because of 1. No truth or dares were coming in and 2. They were....... strange to say the least....... So they got deleted

But I want to know if y'all want her to become one! If the majority chose yes then I already got a lot planned!

If the majority chose no then all that work and ideas went towards nothing.......

So pick your poison!

Love y'all!❤

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