~Edited on 11/06~
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I am so sorry! I forgot to do the shout outs! The people who got it were,
Once again, I'm so sorry!!
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(A/n: I meant to post this the day before Halloween but I forgot lol)
AG: *levitating while hanging Halloween decorations* What y'all think of this one?
Deidara: Huh....... her hair styles fabulous, un!
Obito: *facepalms*
Hidan: *being sewn together by Kakuzu* Your hair styles the fucking same bitch
Kakuzu: He's right
Kisame: AG?
AG: Yeah?
Kisame: Two things. One, what's wrong with people?
AG: That's what I've been wondering
Kisame: And two, how tall are you exactly?
AG: ...... *mumbles something*
Kisame: You don't need to be embarrassed......
AG: *sighs* 4'11
Sasori: *snorts*
AG: *flips him off* Bitch
Sasori: *flips her off* Jerk
Sakura: AG, we love you but your a fucking midget
AG: *cries*
??: *frantically opens the door* You ok in there AG?!
Sakura: Who's the blonde?
AG: B-bo! Their picking on my height! *hugs him*
Bo: It's not nice to pick on their height ok?
Hidan: Who the fuck is this? Your boyfriend?
AG: No! He's my cousin on my father's and mother's side!
Itachi: Soooooooo incest?
AG: *facepalms* I expected that from someone else but no....... before mother and father got together, mother's brother and father's sister loved each other very much so they had sex and out came Jenny and Bo!
Hidan: Oh
AG: He's Ronnie's replacement! Say hi Bo!
Bo: H-hi! I'm Bo and I'm good at everything!
AG: Wow! Just like AG!
Itachi: And your crazy powers are?
Bo: Yet to be revealed!
AG: Basically mother fucking nature
Bo: Had to ruin the fun huh? *holds out his hand and puts some dirt on it*
Bo's hand: *starts to grow a flower*
Bo: *plucks it and hands it to Sakura* Lovely to meet you all
Sakura: *blushes* T-thank you! *takes it*
3 people in the room: *a twig of sadness and jealousy pings their heart*
AG: Anyway! Bo! What we do here is cause chaos, lose our last brain cell, and react to ships! Ships as in relationships! Not! Fucking! Boats! Got it?
Bo: *salutes* Ma'ma yes ma'am!
AG: Good! Now what do you think of Deidara x Sakura?
Bo: *shrugs* If you like it I like it! I won't disagree!
AG: This is why I want you as a sibling!
Bo: Thanks little cousin!
Deidara: Before we get back to the ship! Question for Bo!
Bo: Yes sir?
Deidara: Thank you for releasing I'm a man for one and two! How old is AG?
Bo: Older than me that's for sure!
Deidara: Then why-?!
AG: Because he's my older cousin!
Hidan: Your hopeless
AG: *hair flips* I know
Sakura: *sips tea* You know we should really get back to the ship but that's none of my business
AG: Ok Kermit the Frog
Sakura: Kermit is awesome thank you very much!
AG: Ok! Ok! Yesh! *snaps her fingers*
~A wild Ino (I typed Kermit at first lol) appears~
Ino: *was eating with her team* W-what? FOREHEAD!!
Sakura: INO-PIG!!
Sakura and Ino: *happy to see each other* *hugs each other*
Deidara: Those sounded like insults but yet they seem happy to see each other un
AG: Love hate relationship
Sasori: Ok then
AG: Anyway! Ino!
Ino: *looks around* Huh?
AG: *sighs* Down here......
Ino: Oh! Sorry kid! Didn't see you down there!
AG: *cries internally* Well meet your doppelganger! Deidara of the Akatsuki!
Ino: *whips out a kuni and holds it at Deidara's neck* Akatsuki?!
Deidara: *moves it away from him with his middle finger, not looking worried* Yes...... Akatsuki now please calm down
Ino: But-!
Sakura: *slings her arm around her arms* Listen up Ino...... we cool ok? Unless one of us does some stupid shitz then that fucks up our peacefulness and only then will we murderfy some dumbass ok?
Ino: Ummmm....... are you ok Sakura?
Sakura: *throws on shades* I'm perfectly fiiiiinnnnneeeee! Woohoo!
AG: *sniffs Sakura's cup* Whiskey...... Jack Daniels to be specific....... aged for about 153 years...... YOU GOT INTO MY WHISKEY!!!! IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST ONES MADE!!
Deidara: HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU?!?!
AG: *throws Sakura on her back* I gotta take care of this! No on the ship! See ya! *opens the door with her powers* *runs off*
Bo: *looks at Deidara* You ain't ever going find out, just letting you know
Deidara: *sighs* Your probably right but........ YOU FORGOT HER AG! *jabs his thumb at Ino*
Bo: I'll help you outta here Ino, don't worry. Follow me! And no on the ship! *walks away*
Ino: Same here.... *follows Bo*
Itachi: No on the ship
Everyone else: Same
Kakuzu: *graps the camera* Readers, I'm still searching for my money. I'll steal AG's phone and check the comments, please tell me who stole it, I'm fucking desperate
