(Not Obito. That's a separate chapter)
(I spent like 30 minutes trying to find this picture ngl)
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AG: [arm is in a sling because of a skateboarding accident] Whaz up! Today's ship is....
Sakura: Not missing a beat today are ya?
AG: Nope!.... But before I reveal the ship..... Uchiha Zombie!
Obito: For the last fucking time! I didn't die!! But those two look like they did die! [points at Pein and Hidan]
Hidan: Oi! AG! What the fuck does Lady look like again?! Cause I think she was the one who beat the fucking shit outta us with that batton!!
AG: Brown hair, blonde at the bottom. Dark brown eyes. Roundish face, like mochi round. 5 foot 7 inches. Usually she has either a poker face on or a fake smile. Loves Dr. Pepper and cats and she's Pan A sexual! She's pretty shy too. That's why she doesn't let y'all see her face.
Hidan: YEP! SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA US!
Pein: What I do?!
Com Lady: You upset my boy, akatsukimemberTobi , so you pay with your blood
Hidan: The fuck did I do you Chocolate and Caramel mochi lookin' bitch?
Com Lady: Well you devil worshipin' silver snowflake lookin' ass hoe, dyslexic apricot excuse for a human! You stole my food and and a cake that my friend, I hope I call you my friend, made!
AG: [losing her shit] T- th- t- th f- f- fuck Lady?!
Sakura: "Dyslexic apricot excuse for a human!"?!?! Wh-what the fuck?!?! [laughing]
Pedo Clown-Magician Man-Thing in the vents: [losing his fucking mind] ♡!
Everyone (including Lady (aka me!) and Hidan): [losing their fucking shit]
AG: You're so fucking extra!
Com Lady: I aim to please!!
Madara: That is the best thing I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth!
Sakura: I can't wait to tell 'Nark and the others that one!
AG: But anyways! We have a ship to cover!
Com Lady: A lot of ships actually! The rest are crossover ships! And AG has some more to do after that!
AG: Ugh! We're gonna be swimming in paperwork!
Com Lady: AG, put your big girl underwear on and-!
AG: [turns around and looks down her shorts] Lady? I don't wear female underwear. You realise that right?
Com Lady: [sighs] Boxers, briefs, or trunks?
AG: Trunks
Sakura: We don't need to kno- [hand gets put over her mouth]
Deidara: [put the hand over her mouth] [blushing] [horse voice] No continue....
Sakura: [removes his hand] Are you trying to tell me you wanna make out or...... no because it licked my face
Itachi: [grabing a weapon]
Kisame: [gently coxing him to put it down]
Deidara: FUCKING HAND MOUTHS!!! I'm sorry Pinky...... They lick things to often......
AG: You about to be sorry whEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!
Sakura: [grabs AG and starts to hug her] No it's fine. Just felt weird
Cobra: [walks in] [looks at AG and Sakura] You two cuddlin' or something?
Sakura: [pats AG's head] I'm trying to calm her down and this usually works
AG: [burys her head in the crook of Sakura's neck]
Wendy: [follows in behind Cobra] [looks at Sakura and AG] [grabs Cobra's hand] We're interrupting something [leaves with Cobra]
Sakura: [pats AG's back] You calm?
AG: [lets go] I'm calm.....
Sakura: Good
Naruto: What the-
AG: Anyway! Obito! I need you to go back to being Tobi for the rest of this chapter!!
Obito: Ok [clears his throat]
Tobi: Hi AG - senpai!
AG: Hi Tobi!
Tobi: What did you need Tobi for?
AG: You and Deidara! Thoughts?
Deidara: I'd rather kill myself in an non artful way than be with him
Sakura: He's fucking serious lol
Tobi: Hmmm..... Tobi says ye!
AG: Ok! Everyone else?
Com Lady: Eh. Crack ship.
Itachi: No
Kisame: No
Zetsu: Maybe! No.
Kakuzu: No
Hidan: Fuck no
Sasori: No
Pein: No
Konan: Yea
Madara: Hn
Hashirama: Sure!
Minato: No......
Tsunade: No
Daichi: Nah
Haru: Nope
Kakashi: No
Naruto: No
Sasuke: Hn
Gaara: No.....
Tobi: [clears his throat]
Obito: Not only no! But! Fuck! No!
AG: Eh. Crack! Love y'all! Bye!
