Sakura- The majority of the ships that we've done involved me so there's still a high chance that it involves me
Sasuke- It's definitely not me and Sakura because you hate that one
Hidan- I don't think it's mine and the pink bitches
Sakura- I will punch you though a wall again
AG- I just fixed that wall! And it's not yours!
Sasori-.... Ours?
AG- Nope!
Itachi- *stares at AG with a look that just says "Please...... no......"*
AG- No Itachi! Not yours either!
Naruto- That's just leaves......
Everyone else besides Deidara- *looks at Deidara*
Deidara- Why me.......
AG- Well it has been brought to my attention that the Deidara x Sakura ship mainly consisted of my sweet baby boy-
Kisame- That thing is THE devil!
AG- Back on topic! My sweet baby boy, Ronnie getting attacked, and snarky remarks from yours truly! This has been brought to the attention of The Lady upstairs
Sakura- Lady upstairs? You mean like...... God?
AG- No....... She's just your every day Author/Cosplayer/Reader/Weeb that runs on coffee and very upset that that August 5th is her first day of school
Sakura- Ok......
AG- Back on topic! This was brought up to her by -acaronar ! Which she is very grateful for by the way! Now! Everyone's opinions on the ship! Detailed reasons! Kakashi! You first!
Kakashi- AG.....
AG- Yes?
Kakashi- What point of I don't feel comfortable doing this don't you understand?
AG- I understand that...... but does it look like a give a fuck? Cause I ran out of them a long time ago! Now yes or no?
Kakashi- No
AG- Why?
Kakashi- Because no
AG- Good enough for me! Naruto!
Naruto- 1. No and 2. No! Because no!
AG- Next is Sasuke!
Sasuke- ...... Fuck no
AG- Why?
Sasuke- ....... Hn
AG- *about to attack*
Kisame- Do you want me to translate?
AG- ..... Sure......
Kisame- Because of the tone, pitch, length, and frequency of the Hn....... That means........ "'Why the hell are you doing this to my future wife?'"
Itachi- Care to explain little brother?
Sasuke-........
Sakura- *fainted*
AG- Sadly....... Sakura and Sasuke are destined to be together...... In the sequel to the Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, they ended up having a daughter named Sarada Uchiha who is bound to end up with Naruto and Hinata's son...... The only good thing about that abomination of a show is Sakura, Naruto finally becoming Hokage, and Orochimaru's child Mitsuki
Konan-..... Orochimaru..... has a child.......?
Naruto- I BECOME HOKAGE?!
AG- Yes and me and The Lady upstairs agree that that child is one of the only good thing about that show! He's adorable! And I'm getting off topic! *walks over to Sakura* *does this
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Allmight: AG Izuku: Sakura *
Sakura- The fuck?
AG- Good! Your awake! Now Pein!
Pein- ............
AG-............
Pein- No.......
AG- *sighs* Next
Konan- No...... but the picture is funny and kinda cute
AG- I can always count on you.....
Hidan- Fuck no tits!
AG-........ What did you just call me?
Hidan- Tits! Cause you got some big tits unlike the pink hair- *gets punched through the building by AG and Sakura*
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(Just a visual) (he landed outside)
Sakura and AG- Pervert!
AG- Now that that nuisance is taking care of! Kakuzu!
Kakuzu- No comment
AG- I'm not surprised! Kisame!
Kisame- *playing bingo* Damnit! Why couldn't it be B 43?!
AG- I'll just leave him alone..... Itachi......
Itachi- No
AG- Ok....... Sasori?
Sasori- Take a wild guess
AG- No?
Sasori- *sarcastically* Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
AG- Zetsu?
Zetsu- No but I agree with Konan Fuck no
AG- Ok then...... Obito?
Obito- No
AG- Ok! Now Sakura and Deidara?
Sakura- Fuck.....
Deidara- .....No
AG- Ok! And now! My opinion! I kinda ship it! I just find it cute! And think about the damage! Talk about an explosive duo!
Sakura- I'm not surprised.......
AG- Anyway! -acaronar I hoped you liked it! Love y'all! Bye!
