Deidara: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Itachi: WHAT THE FUC-
Gaara: *in a corner* Why.....? *sniffs*
AG: *comforting him* This is just how it is
Sakura: This perfectly fine *sips tea*
Kisame: Perfectly fine *sips tea*
Kakuzu: *burst in the door, tentacles blazing* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
AG: *mumbles* I've seen enough henti to know where this is going
Kakuzu tentacle: *grabs her ankle and lifts her up into the air*
AG: Called it
Kakuzu: YOU STOLE MY MONEY!!!
AG: Oh! Who told you!? W-wait! I meant uhhhhhhh....... shit
Kakuzu: I should kill you right now!
AG: Do it
Kakuzu: *drops her* W-wha
AG: *stands up* Do it or you a pussy, pussy!
Kakuzu: Ok *rips out her heart*
AG: *falls down lifeless*
Everyone else: *mixed reactions*
Sakura: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! AND WHY IS BO NOT PANICKING?!?!?!?!
Bo: *walks over to AG and kicks her*
Sakura: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!
Bo: No she's not
AG: *rises like a Zombie* *makes Zombie noises*
Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi: *jumps into Sakura's arms*
Sakura: Pussys
AG: *bursts out laughing* You should see your faces!!!!
Deidara: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?! HOW?! YOUR HEART GOT RIPPED OUT!! THERE'S A FUCKING HOLE IN YOU!! AND ONE OF YOUR LUNGS IS DAMAGED!!!!!!!!
Hidan: Your also missing a tit.........
AG: In that case! Kakuzu! We gotta make it even so can you rip a hole so I won't have a uniboob!
Kakuzu: *rips a hole on the other side*
AG's stuff that got ripped out: *goes up in flames*
AG's body minus the heart: *is restored*
AG: Now I'm gonna have to wait about 2 hours to get my heart back so......
Sakura: *drops the boys* What the actual fuck
AG: I'm also immortal!
Sakura: Oh ok
Deidara: HOW ARE YOU CALM?! SHE'S IMMORTAL! SO WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN ALIVE!!
AG: I lost count how many years but honestly, It sucks being immortal. Also, I took all the drugs at once.
Deidara: How did it feel?
AG: I went on a major trippppp broooooo *laughs* but don't do drugs kids
Sakura: As a doctor-
Hidan: Your a doctor?
Sakura: Yes
Hidan: I actually need a prescription filled, think you could fill it?
Sakura: *goes full doc mode* That would require a check up and I need you answer a few questions as well, mainly considering your insurance and past hospital records. How's 4 today?
