Miss Right | BTS SMUT

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Bogum agreed to take you out to eat after you've insisted that he owed you a decent meal cause you were awoken by his snores. He easily agreed but not after "fighting" you for teasing him. Of course, Bogum didn't just let you off the hook after teasing him like that. So the next 45 minutes were spent with a speech that revolved around it being not funny and a good ol' tickle fight which also escalated to a pillow fight. He wasn't used to being played so what you did made him really flustered—he's so used to girls crawling, others even begging, to be with him, so being toyed with sure caught him off guard and it sure did embarrass him.

So after allowing him to deal with his embarrassed self, he took you to brunch—well more like lunch cause he took too long to get ready.

"Don't forget the things I've taught you, ok?", Bogum reminded you as you neared BTS's mansion.

During lunch, he'd taught you the basics—the Dos and Don'ts in the "world of sleeping". Basically, you're friends and benefits with BTS, and Bogum is a self-proclaimed king in that area so he gave you some tips—even though you've told him a bunch of times that you can manage.

But, being the stubborn person that he is, he still proceeded with it. So just imagine talking about explicit stuff over your bibimbap; very disrespectful, right? Nevertheless, you took all the tips to heart cause what better way to learn those, than from someone who'd been in the field for a few years now?

Admit it or not, he's an expert.

"For the nth time, I won't", you answered, groaning. You don't think you'd be able to forget it cause that's all he talked about.

Well for starters, Bogum explained that FWB was easy only if nobody thinks past it—meaning, if nobody overthinks things and go beyond what is expected. However, your setup makes it a little bit tricky as you work for BTS and you're with them 24/7. So to make your life simpler, Bogum summarized it all and gave you 5 important points that he wanted you to keep in mind, bury to heart and basically just carry with you anywhere you go.

1. No eye contact for more than 5 seconds during sex. (cause that's only for lovers)

2. Don't be jealous. (Don't interfere with each other's dating lives and/or sex lives, unless he asked for your opinion, then you gotta be unbiased about it)

3. No thinking about them unless it's related to work. (Sex-dreaming is a big yes, but daydreaming where you imagine doing cutesy stuff with only ONE member is a no no)

4. No sleepovers. (Sleepovers are allowed but only if you had sex or did something dirty, otherwise, stay in your room)

5. Don't expect this to last forever. (At some point, it will end... or not—depends on what y'all agree upon but the whole point is, this is temporary.)

You enumerated the five points he strictly wanted you to keep in mind and he gave you a proud smile once you've said it all.

Once he finally pulled up in the driveway, he praised and patted your hair, "Good, always keep that in mind"

Rolling your eyes, you responded sarcastically, "Ok, dad."

"-dy", he continued.

"Huh?"

"Daddy. Say: ok, daddy", Bogum proudly stated with a smirk.

"Uhh how about no?", you retorted with a disgusted face. "Anyway, when's your date with the textile princess?", you asked, referring to Song Hyejoo, the girl Bogum had to woo for business.