Miss Right | BTS SMUT

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EARLY UPDATE!!! 💖☺️
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"Kim Seokjin!", PD-nim yelled thru the phone, totally taken aback with what he was hearing.

With that, you'd expect Jin would stop, but hell no you're wrong again (dammmmn girl when will I ever be right on this fanfic?). If anything, he even intensified it.

If this were anything serious, you'd be so scared by how angry and panicky the CEO's voice was. But seeing Jin with a game face on and still continuing with his stunt—even if he really didn't have to anymore since he'd already done his part—you almost peed your pants from how hilarious this whole thing was.

The sounds Jin were making might've really startled Bang PD cause his reactions were priceless.

"That better not be a one-night stand again! If it is, you're a dead kid, I'm telling you", Bang PD informed. It was evident in his voice that this matter called for a red alert crisis.

While the rest of you were busy trying so hard not to slip a laugh off of your mouths, Jin continued with his little show, totally ignoring the fact that the CEO's almost dying on the other side.

Jin's really a good actor. Why isn't he in any K-dramas yet?, you thought to yourself. You're amazed at how he's so committed to his character to the extent that at some point, he'd be moaning in a high-pitched tone, trying to replicate the lewd sounds a girl would produce and even utter dirty words here and there. If you were the one on the other end of the line, you sure would be easily convinced too. Now feeling a little bad for pranking the CEO.

"If you don't stop this instant, I'm coming to your house and pry you off of that lady myself!", he threatened.

Hoseok was the first to crack (as expected lol)—guess he couldn't really hold it any longer. He was laughing so hard, also clapping like a seal. Next was Jimin, who, in a blink of an eye, was already rolling on the floor—and you hope you're exaggerating it, but no, he was literally rolling on the floor—laughing his ass out. Since the scene was pretty damn hilarious, everyone ended up laughing like there's no tomorrow, leaving PD-nim confused as hell.

"Chill, PD-nim! It's only a dare", Jin said, laughing. "I'm not doing anything, I swear!"

"What the heck, Jin?! You almost gave me a heart attack!", the CEO sighed loudly, feeling relieved this was just one of their pranks.

"Sorry! It was Yoongi's idea", Jin uttered before sticking his tongue out on Yoongi's direction. Yoongi being Yoongi, only rolled his eyes as a response.

"You kids will surely be the death of me!", he replied. "Why are you even up this late anyway? Shouldn't you boys be resting right now?"

"We're actually throwing Y/N a welcome party at the moment", Namjoon butted in as he wiped the happy tears that attempted to escape in the corner of his eyes.

"That's really nice of you boys! Now, go back to your party. Make sure she's comfortable, ok?", Bang-PD said before finally hanging up, but not before the guys made their presence known and bid him bye-bye.

"That was hilarious", Hoseok said in between laughs.

"I can't believe he actually fell for it",Yoongi agreed with the special participation of his famous gummy smile.

After a few more minutes of talking about what just transpired, and laughing once more as they recreated what happened, it eventually died done. Jin asked for a short break saying he needed to breathe after all that laughing, which the maknaes teased him for being so old since he was the only one who seemed breathless. He just glared at them, too tired to even argue.

Everyone eventually agreed to Jin's request. Y'all sat there while Jimin and Taehyung went to the kitchen to grab water for all of you. When they got back, you overheard them talking about something between the lines of 'eat her' and 'tongue fuck'—and with your not-so-innocent mind, you already figured out what they're talking about. Apparently, you weren't the only one who caught it since the guy beside you suddenly perked up. Namjoon instantly became interested in the conversation.

"Whatcha talking about?", he asked the two as they handed out bottled waters.

"Was just asking Jiminie if he preferred giving or receiving", Taehyung answered like it's not a big deal.

"Definitely giving", Namjoon answered to which Taehyung and Jimin vigorously nodded their heads yes. "Especially when they beg... yup! Eating—totally giving, no doubt"

"Right? Right?!", Taehyung squealed. If you didn't know what they're talking about, you'd think he was given a new pair of Gucci shoes by how overly excited he was. "I just love the sounds they make when you eat them out—they're music to my ears!"

Jimin hummed in response before adding, "And the way they taste, de-li-ci-ous!!!"

As if the three weren't enough people to talk about that topic, the other guys also gave their insights, while you acted like you were oblivious of what's happening with your surroundings.

"I like receiving better.", Yoongi suddenly announced, shocking the rest with his confession.

"Are you fucking serious???", Namjoon questioned, as if not believing what just came out of his hyung's mouth. You side glanced Namjoon, seeing the dumbfounded expression written all over his face.

"There's something about a girl choking on my dick that makes her look so beautiful, ya get me?", Yoongi responded with eyes closed as if he's imaging the exact thing he just said. And the way he licked his lips afterwards only confirmed your inkling that he did was trying to visualize it.

"I'd have to agree with Yoongi hyung on this one", Hoseok agreed.

"Not you too?!", Taehyung looked scandalized and shocked to his core. "Tongue fucking a girl is like the best thing ever???", he said with a duh tone while rolling his eyes.

Hoseok chuckled before continuing, "Don't get me wrong, I love going down on a girl but watching the girl wrap her pretty lips on my shaft is breathtaking! Ahhhhhhh so satisfying!!!"

"Nahhh! A girl becoming a moaning mess and writhing before your eyes is probably the most satisfying thing to ever exist", Jungkook chimed in. "IT. IS. SO. FUCKING. HOT!"

Now that the boys were so engrossed with this receiving and giving, your desire to vanish had skyrocketed.

"Yeah ok they're both satisfying, I agree with all of your points, but bishhh nothing can ever top the satisfaction once you've entered her", Jin butted in proudly, which everyone except Taehyung and you, agreed and hollered to, with obvious reasons.

With Jin's amazing (according to the guys) retort, you thought the topic would be dropped and you'd continue with the game but hell were you wrong, again—for the nth time tonight.

"Y/N!", Jimin called out. You ignored it at first but he was so persistent so you had no choice but to respond.

"Yeah?", you answered, as if it's the first time hearing him call you.

"What bout you, Y/N?", Jimin asked out of nowhere, which startled you to the max.

Wrong move! Wrong move!!!!

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Yaaa girl is back with an early update cause
I'll be out of town tomorrow till the 24th since my dad's spontaneity kicked in this morning and suddenly booked us a flight (wow clutch, right?!). So you could feel how unprepared I am rn!!! I'm so not ready for this trip and I'm already panicking cause I havent packed anything yet!!!

Also, right after that trip, I'm traveling to another town cause I'm having my 1st job interview OMFG please wish me luck 😭 I am so freaking nervous, I kinda wanna chicken out already lol

I'd be so busy next week but I didnt wanna leave you guys hanging so I finished writing this chapter before I start packing soooo I hope you guys like it 😊

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