Why Can't I Live In a Quiet Peaceful Life?!

Episode 10: Bathroom Troubles

Val woke up on a Saturday morning. She went downstairs to pour herself some cereal and began to watch funny videos on TubeYou. She dressed up and headed outside. The morning air was very peaceful and calm. Nothing could possibly go wrong right?

Val rang the doorbell to Jazz's house. Silence. After a few minutes, she rang the doorbell again. Silence. She rang the doorbell once more before hearing a response:

"I'm coming!"

After waiting a few minutes, Jazz opened the door. The two were going to head to the mall to shop for things that they'd like to buy for the upcoming Winter Festival.

The mall was huge and filled with multiple stores to suit different needs: video games, clothing, souvenirs, shoes, and food.

"So which things should we buy first?" asked Val.

Jazz looked over the checklist and pointed out some things, "We should buy some props for the winter play. Then, some food and drinks for the dance. After we're done with that, we can use the remaining budget for ourselves, so I'm thinking about going to one of these stores and buying some DTS merch."

It seemed like Jazz had already planned out the day..

Jazz and Val headed to a place called Medieval Nights, where they bought props for the play. The play was supposedly a knight and princess story. Jazz, Val, Styx, Jak, Brian, Kaleb, and Neos all got wrapped up into participating in the play. Jazz didn't really like to perform in front of a lot of people, so they're still working on practicing with it.

Next, they went over to a food place to buy food and drinks for the dance. Jazz and Val bought bagged fruit punch, pizza, chicken wings, and donuts.

"I've heard that bagged drinks are most common in Europe," said Val.

"I've seen a few pictures of bagged milk over there," replied Jazz.

Finally, they went to a clothing store called Lacy's, where Jazz was picking out hoodies and jackets off the clothing racks. Val sat outside of the store, waiting for Jazz to finish. She looked at her Cisdorc server to find Brian calling Jak gay again.

Val looked up from her phone to check her surroundings to find anything interesting. Suddenly, she found Kaleb in a gym store, starting up a treadmill. Was he training for something? Suddenly, the treadmill broke and Kaleb had to go to the manager in order to fix it.

"You saw it too, right?" asked Jazz who was suddenly behind Val.

Startled, Val yelped and uttered a small, "Y-yeah.."

"He broke the treadmill through some sort of supernatural power.." analyzed Jazz, "Kaleb is definitely a god. Stay here Val."

Kaleb made his way into the boys bathroom, and Jazz soon followed, planning to make her attack. Val couldn't just stay seated at the chair. She wanted to see what was happening. She soon got up and went over to the entrance of the boys bathroom, overhearing the conversation.

"Drop the act, Kaleb," said Jazz, "I know you're a god. You can stop trying to hide it."

"Oh?" asked Kaleb, "So I'm assuming you're a god too? Or maybe someone had told you? I knew Val couldn't keep a secret."

"You're not going to lay a finger on her. I found you out myself."

Val took a peek into the boys bathroom to find Jazz lying down on the floor. She was feeling her face for injuries.

"Bold words for someone who can't even defend herself," laughed Kaleb.

"Super speed, huh?" said Jazz.