"Three, two, one, go." You muffle your voice while speaking into a whisk as if it were a microphone.
"Christian Yelich takes the lead, nearly overtaking opponent Ryan Braun." Your enthusiastic voice booms while following the movements of your boyfriend and his teammate closely.
"In a sudden turn of events, Braun is now taking charge and nearly has Yelich pinned." You continue.
"It's anyone's game now. Yelich once again takes his lead." You observe your boyfriends ghostly white knuckles as he desperately tries to overpower his friend.
"And we have a clear winner! Christian Yelich is the arm wrestling reigning champion!" You say enthusiastically and lift your smiling boyfriend's arm into the air.
He scoops you up into his arms and spins you around in celebration, running around the living room and flaunting his victory over his friend.
