Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

SHE'S A CHILD?!

*It was an ordinary day at CHB. Alex was working on some new machine of sorts when Shady popped into the forge right in front of him*

Shady: BOO!

Alex: AHHH!
*Accidentally presses a button on his machine and it zaps at Shady, the rest happens really quickly that Alex didn't catch to see*

Alex: Shady where did you go?
*Looks over his desk to find a little 5 year old child that looks slightly like Shady. The child looked like they drowning in their clothes*

Alex: Shady?

Shady: AWEX!
*Giggles and hugs Alex's knees*

Shady: AWEX! AWEX!
*Giggles even more*

Alex: ... what happened?
*Looks at 5 year old Shady*

Alex: oh gods, I'm gonna need to find clothes that fit her... then I'm going to have to make up something so the squad doesn't find out

Shady: Squad! Squad!

Alex: ...

*After some time lat8r. Shady finally has some clothes that fit her thanks to Chiron. Alex is carrying Shady to the gang and thinks of random lies to tell the squad*

Hawk: hey Alex- Who is that kid?

Alex: ahh...

Shady: HAWKIE!

Hawk: ...

Ansel: how does... I'm going assume it's a boy... you can correct me if I'm wrong. How does he know Hawk's name?

Alex: cause... this is my cousin, he is a demigod too. I told him about everyone in the squad. Oh and Shady left to go to something she had to go to....

Lia: we have a 5 year old child?!

Alan: GIVE HIM TO PAPA ALAN!!!
*Grabs Shady*

Alan: What's his name?

Alex: .... *glad that the squad are falling for it* I think it was Flynn... was that your name?

Shady: *looks puzzled* my name Flynn?

Alex: yep, his name was Flynn

Darya: he's so cute!
*Looks at Shady*

Alex: yeaaaaaahhh

Hawk: *obviously not buying any of this but fakes it* well we have a kid to look after...

*Everyone else leaves*

Hawk: what the hell did you do to Shady

Alex: oh no