Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

Little merman au part 2

Some new characters for part two

Amber- Carlotta

Cassie: Poor child.

Paula: Poor, sweet child.

Cassie: She has a very serious problem

Paula: If only there were something we could do.

Cassie: But there is something.

James: Who - who are you?

Paula: Don't be scared.

Cassie: We represent someone who can help you.

Paula: Someone who could make all your dreams come true.

Cassie and Paula: Just imagine -

Paula: You and your princess -

Cassie and Paula: Together, forever. . . .

James: I don't understand.

Cassie: Alan has great powers

James: The sea wizard? Why, that's - I couldn't possibly - no! Get out of here! Leave me alone!

Paula: Suit yourself.

Cassie: It was only a suggestion.
*Cassie flicks the statue's broken face towards James*

James: *Looking at the face* Wait.

Cassie and Paula: Yeeeeeeeeeess?

*Cut to outside of cave with Shady and Hawk.*

Shady: *snif* Poor James.

Hawk: I didn't mean to tell, it was an accident. *James passes by.* James - where are you going? James, what are you doing here with this riff-raff?

James: I'm going to see Alan.

Hawk: James, no! No, he's a demon, he's a monster!

James: Why don't you go tell my father? You're good at that.

Hawk: But . . . But, I . . . *To Shady* Come on.

*They travel towards Alan's cavern.*

Cassie and Paula: This way.

*Jamws enters and is hung up in the garden of souls.*

Alan: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways - it's rude. One MIGHT question your upbringing. . . . Now, then. You're here because you have a thing for this human. This, er, Princess fellow. Not that I blame you - he is quite a catch, isn't she? Well, angel fish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want - is to become a human yourself.

James: Can you DO that?

Alan: My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk - like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
*singing*
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a evilmotherfreakingmermanmorelikewizard (changed one word in the song don't kill me)
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Alan please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do