Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

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Jesse: today I shall be spying on the Demisquad, first up is Rosalia, otherwise known as rose for short
*Walks over to Rose*

Rose: *Rose is looking through several books and writing notes while drinking a nice warm cup of tea and has her glasses on*

Jesse: here we have the everyday Athena kid nerd studying or looking at something for pleasure by the looks of it. She is drinking a clear rosey pink substance and it seems to be warm, watch closely as she pushes her glasses up in the most sophisticated manner

Rose: *Pushes up her glasses*

Jesse: we are blessed, next is Hawk and Dane. Wonder what they're doing
*Wiggled eyebrows before going to where they are*

Jesse: *Opens the door and quickly shuts it*

Hawk: GO AWAY JESSE!!

Jesse: um... let's check on the unique species afterwards... next can be the one animal we know. Shady Paver
*Walks to where Shady is*

Shady: *Pulling draws apart trying to find drachmas*

Jesse: this isn't a rare sight, this usually happens when Shady loose a dumb bet. Which happens a lot. And this also seems to happen when shady is dragged into a dumb blackmail which could have had so many other results than giving 7980 drachmas. But since her Brian is the size of a bears brain she can't think really quickly and ends up doing the stupid things first

Shady: JESSE! DO YOU HAVE ANY DRACHMAS??
*Is desperate*

Jesse: no, try dad

Shady: *Shadow travels off*

Jesse: next we shall examine Hemlock
*Find Hemlock in a cupboard full of warm heating lights*

Jesse: here we have hemlock in his perfect climate for his snake like self

Hemlock: *Hisses*

Jesse: yeah yeah, next up is AQUA
*Runs off to find aqua*

Aqua: *Is with with a boy who Jesse doesn't know (it's Adrien (did I spell it right?), don't worry folks)*

Jesse: here we have Aqua and what seems like it, a boy. They are talking and laughing al- Oof. They kissed. I'm just going to guess it's her boyfriend. Very safe assumption Jesse. Next up is Ebony and Ansel!!
*Runs over to where they are*

Ebony: *Sitting and watching a movie*

Ansel: *Lying in his lap and reading a gothic literature book*

Jesse: here we have the Ensel ship being their usual cute selves. We have Ansel reading his favourite book and Ebony just watching his regular movies

Ebony: oh my gods did you see that happen Ansel!

Ansel: yeah

Jesse: next up we have Alex
*Goes to where Alex is*

Alex: *making his security system 100 times stronger*

Jesse: well by the looks of it, the young Alexei is upgrading his system. He probably preparing for someone who is about to attack... maybe Lia with her pikachu's

Lia: *From outside* I WILL KILLS YOU WITH MY PIKACHU'S!!

Amber: AND I WILL SING MUSICAL WHILE SHE DOES IT!!

Paula: MUSICALS?! I LOVE THEM TOO!! I'LL SING TOO

Alex: oh no oh no oh no oh no

Jesse: well that just gave you the answers for what Lia, Amber and Paula are doing now, next up on the list Is Ava and Cassie, cause they're in the same cabin, should be doing similar things
*Runs off*

Cassie: *Fixing yo the place as she kind of destroyed it last night*

Ava: *Sleeping*

Jesse: well it looks like Cassie is doing a bit of summer cleaning which is good. And Ava is being a lazy little piece of-

James: BEEEP!

Jesse: because she is asleep. Next up is JAMES AND CERYA!!
*Goes to where they are*

James: remember when I tried to propose to you on that beach, but Shady took the ring and said I was too young

Cerya: yeah

James: well
*Pulls out a ring made out of cereal*

Cerya: oh, James. It's beautiful

James: Will yo-

Shady: *Runs in* I need drachmas. Oh I'm so hungry. Oh look cereal, that should do
*Takes the cereal ring and its and and leaves*

James: COME ON!!

Jesse: ... I don't know how to explain that... next up is Alan
*Goes to where Alan is*

Alan: I told you, you should've never agreed to the bet

Shady: i will get those drachmas

Alan: Yeah, but by the end of the day? Let's see about that

Shady: UGHHHHH
*Marches off*

Alan: *Shrugs and goes into his secret hideout*

Jesse: well turns out the bet was against Alan. People. Never do bets against Alan. You'll always loose in every single way. It's like he's one step ahead of you already. And looks like he hid himself because he probably knew about this spying incident

Alan: YOU GOT THAT FINALLY RIGHT!! NOW GO SPY ON SOMEONE ELSE! MY BETS ARE MY THING AND NOT YOUR THING JESSE!!

Jesse: BUT SHADY IS MY SISTER THEREFORE I SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE BET AND THERE FOR I SHOULD BE GETTING INVOLVED IN THE BET TO SEE THE OUTCOME TO HELP HER INCASE SHE DOESN'T GET THAT 9876 OR HOW EVER MUCH DRACHMAS. BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME VERY 'CREATIVE' IDEAS!!

Alan: ... good point

Jesse: ha!

Alan: ANYWAY! GO SPY ON MINTIE AND PETER!! OR SOME OTHER MEMBER OF THIS LITTLE FUN SQUAD!!

Jesse: oh yeah! Next up is Mintie and Peter!!!
*Shadow travels to new Rome*

Mintie/Peter: *taking photos and walking through the streets of new Rome and get coffees*

Jesse: Here we have the romance of the squad. These two demigods are quite the romantic couple. One time the squad did costumes and spied on them. Apparently they did some really romantic stuff and some really interesting things happened

Jesse: oh look, they're kissing now
*Takes a photo*

Jesse: that should be perfect for my blackmail section that I'm starting. Next up is an ex member of the squad Flora
*Shadow travels into the Demeter cabin*

Flora: *Bumping into walls*

Jesse: Nah, Nothing interesting. How about back to Hawk and Dane

Dane/Hawk: *Talking about Albert*

Jesse: aw they're talking about their son. That's nice. Anyway that's all on demigod spy. See you next time
*Turns off the camera*