Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

Gender swap

*In the Poseidon cabin*

James: *Wakes up and goes to look his 'beautiful self' in the mirror* AHHH! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!! AHHH! MY VOICE IS NO LONGER BEAUTIFUL!!

Darya: *falls out of bed and walks to the bathroom* what's wrong jam- wow... what happened to my voice.... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?!

Josh: Oof, you two better be screaming for a good reason. Ugh. I feel so uncomfortable *walks to the bathroom and laughs when he sees Darya and James* Ha! Did you swap genders or something?

James: I dunno... you look different...

Josh: Wait what?
*Goes to the mirror* AHH!

Aqua: shut. It. Someone is trying to sleep. *Gets out of bed* what's with all the screa- OH NO MY HAIR! IT'S SHORTER AND NY VOICE!

Hawk: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! *Sees them and laughs* Aphrodite must've been in a great mood to start a new story *Laughs even harder* oh my gods, Hahahaha

Percy: what the hell happened to all of you? *Takes out a camera*

Josh: no. Percy. No

Percy: but-

Josh: no. Bad boy. Put the camera down

*Hades cabin*

Colt: *wakes up* I feel strangely uncomfortable...

Ebony: what's wrong?

Colt: I dunno *looks at Ebony*

Ebony: *looks at colt* Oh my gods colt, you look like a guy

Colt: what?
*Goes to the bathroom to check*

Shady: what's with all the drama
*Sits up uncomfortably*

Ebony: colt looks like a guy now

Colt: I think I swapped genders

Shady: do I still look the same?

Ebony: *nods* do I?

Shady: yep *stays quiet* I need to go toilet... colt are you done checking yourself out in the mirror

Colt: I LOOK LIKE A GUY! HOW?!

Shady: Ugh. Please get out. I need to go to the toilet

Colt: fine
*Gets out*

Shady: *Walks into the bathroom then locks the door* AHHHH!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!

Ebony: Shady are you okay?

Shady: yeah yeah... give me a minute. I need to get use to this... before I pee...

Ebony: do I need to come in?

Shady: no no, no need for that. Stay out

Ebony: ...

Jesse: *walks into the room* DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE POSEIDON CABIN TO YOUR SQUAD MEMBERS?

Colt: what?

Jesse: oh my gods it happened here too, didn't it?

Colt: what happened

Jesse: they all changed gender

*in the Zeus cabin*

Cassie: UGHH! *trying to sleep* DAD STOP LOOKING! *yells at the statue. Huffs then gets up and goes to the bathroom to sleep them and shrieks when she sees herself in the mirror* WHAT IN HADES HAPPENED?!

*in the Apollo cabin*

Paula: *goes to have a shower, turns on the showers then starts to sing and shrieks*

*in the Hermes cabin*

Alan: Lia, you know it's just you growing up. Changes happen

Lia: NO! THIS CHANGE IS VERY DIFFERENT SIR!

Alan: did you switch genders too?

Lia: *pokes her head out* maybe...

*in the Hephaestus cabin*

Alex: HOLY BORES! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Leo: Aphrodite happened

Alex: shush. I know what happened. I'm just saying this for effect

Leo: ....

*in the nemesis cabin*

Ansel: *wakes up and goes to the bathroom and yelps* EbOnY!! HeLp mE!!!

*in the ares cabin*

Mintie: Oof, It's morning *gets up and looks in the mirror* Oof I'm a guy- WAIT IM A GUY?!

*in Dionysus cabin*

Amber: *wakes up and sees herself* did I eat too many bananas?

Narrator: there will be apart two hopefully