Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

Superhero demisquad

*The squad stumble upon their old hideout and go looking around the place. They arrive into the weapons room and the chair at the end of the desk is facing their back at them*

James: where is Shady?

Jeremy: *Walks in and hands a glass of orange juice to the person sitting in the chair* there you go my lady

*The chair slowly turns around to reveal Shady who is stroking a Dog, Yes a dog not a cat and is drinking from the orange juice now*

Alex: ... why don't you take vodka bleach

Shady: if I take alcohol it has to be strong

Cerya: ....

Aqua: Okay, what are we doing here? I thought we forgot about this place

Shady: Yes, we did until recently. And we now have some new recruits, Cassie, Paula, Xavier, Eric, Colt and Amber. We need to suit them up and show them around our little hideout

Lia: OH YES!! I WILL HELP AMBER WITH HER SUPER SUIT AND I'LL SHOW HER MINE!!

Amber: YESSSSS! I GET MY OWN SUPER SUIT! DOES IT COME WITH MONEY?

Shady: 20 drachmas

Amber: YES!!!

*Amber and Lia run off*

Alex: these weapons need upgrading

Alan: I could always steal some stuff from Area 51

Cerya: some guns from Area 51 would be awesome

Cassie: what the hell

Shady: pfft, anyway, Cassie and Paula, Cerya shall help you with your supersuits and yeah. She will also show you hers

Paula: do we get money too?

Shady: 40 drachmas

Cassie: double pay for us. Yes

*Aqua leads the two to one of the rooms where they can create their supersuits*

Shady: so now we are left with Colt and Xavier

Tony the rock: I can be the man in the chair! Like tell you when your missions are o-

James: *Throws rock out of the window* continue the talk Shady

Shady: hmm. James you can take the two to get their supersuits and show them yours

James: yes! HOODIE MAN IS BACK!!

Shady: Alan and Alex, you both can work together on upgrading the weapons here and getting supplies

Alan: Okay, but what are you going to do?

Alex: yeah, everyone else is doing something except you

Shady: I'm going to be giving the team dog a bath. Look at how dirty it is
*Points to the perfectly clean dog and picks it up before walking off to give it a bath*

Alan: I'll go steal some supplies
*Runs off*

Alex: *Cracks knuckles and takes out paper to draw new plans for the weapons* time to take the upgrade

Jeremy: sir, may I interest you in some vodka bleach?

Alex: yes Jeremy, go get a whole bottle please

Jeremy: Okay sir
*Walks off*

Narrator: okay new demisquad members please leave a description of your supersuit in the comments below or make a chapter in one of your books with a photo of your supersuit. Thanks