New characters:
Ebony - Aggie (who is a male in this Verizon)
Ansel - Persi
Aqua - Kai
—EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- MORNING
*A new dawn rises over the fjords. Ships pull up to the docks. Guests pile out.*
DOCK MASTER: Welcome to Arendelle!
*A BOY tries to get away as his MOTHER tries to stuff him in his bunad jacket.*
BOY: Why do I have to wear this?
MOTHER: Because the King has come of age.
It's Coronation Day!
BOY: That's not my fault.
*They pass the May Pole being raised and a ice harvester chatting with his reindeer. We recognize them as Alan and Sven, all grown up. Sven hops around excitedly like a dog and nuzzles Alan's chest.*
ALAN: What do you want, Sven?
*Alan leans in and speaks for Sven, as if he can.*
ALAN (AS SVEN): Give me a snack.
ALAN: What's the magic word?
ALAN (AS SVEN): Please!
*Alan pulls a carrot out of his shirt pocket and hands it to Sven. Sven tries to bite the whole thing.*
ALAN: Hey, hey, hey! Share!
*Sven takes a smaller bite. Alan then has a bite himself, not seeming to care that it's covered in reindeer slobber.* (THIS IS IN THE SCRIPT I DIDN'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE SORRY IF YOU'RE DISGUSTED)
*We move on to EBONY and ANSEL, a super-excited couple who rush towards the castle.*
ANSEL: I can't believe they're finally opening up the gates!
EBONY: And for a whole day! Faster, Ansel!
*They pass a tiny but menacing DUKE, who wears taps on his shoes to "enhance" his presence. Two THUG guards follow close behind him.*
JAMES: Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches. *catching himself* ...Did I just say that out loud?
*We leave him and head down the bridge towards the castle gates, passing an Irishman and a Spanish Dignitary.*
IRISHMAN: Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see the King and the Princess. I bet they're absolutely lovely.
SPANISH DIGNITARY: I bet they are fantastic.
*We move past them, to a particular castle window.*
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-INT. CASTLE, ANNA'S BEDROOM -- DAY
*Shady, 18 years old, snores. Drools. KNOCK. KNOCK.*
AQUA: Princess Shady...?
*Shady sits up. She's got major bedhead. She coughs. Snorts. Pulls a hair from her mouth.*
SHADY: ...Huh? Yeah?
AQUA: Sorry to wake you, ma'am but--
SHADY: No, you didn't. I've been up for hours.
*She falls back asleep while sitting. She snores. Her head drops, startling her awake.*
SHADY: Who is it?
AQUA: It's still me, ma'am. Time to get ready.
SHADY: Ready for what?
AQUA: Your brother's coronation, ma'am.
SHADY: My brother's cor-neration...
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Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2
RandomJust some skits and some memes from your favourite demigod squad from your favourite camp
