James: ALRIGHT GUYS!! NEW CAMPING TRIP!! I FIXED IT WITH MR STARK!!
Ebony: isn't Mr stark just a character form the marvel movies you showed me with Shady?
Cassie: *Sobs lightly* mr Stark diEd...
Ebony: but he's just a movie character
*So confused*
*Shady pops out of nowhere*
Shady: He means our dad Ebony
Cleo: Our father is Hades though...
Shady: buuuuuuuutttt, he acts like TONY STARK!!
*Takes our Tony Stark glasses and puts them on*
Shady: I found these in his room. He has meetings. Where you think he's freaking cash comes from? How can he give us a sh-
James: BEEEEP!
Shady: load of money without having a damn job
Cleo: ... never thought of it that way...
—-On the bus on the way to their campsite—-
Shady: JOSH! TURN DOWN THE FREAKING MUSIC!! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THE WORDS!!
Josh: NEVER!
*Turns up the volume*
Amber: BOO! WHO WANTS BE MORE CHILL?!
Paula/Ebony/James: MEEEEEE!!!!
*admin: Shady hides underneath her chair and quietly sobs while Cassie is watching Iron man 3 on her monster proof phone with earphones in and on full volume. So she can't hear sh-
James: BEEEEPP!
admin: GET OUT JAMES!!
James: fine*
Alex: anyone want a snack?!
Alan: your snacks suck!
Alex: JAM SANDWICHES ARE THE BEST!!
Darya: can I have a jam sandwhich please?
Alex: sure
*Gives Darya a jam sandwhich*
Aqua: I have a feeling we forgot someone....
James: there is no way we forgot someone... let me check the list *Stand up on a chair and pulls out a list* EBONY!
Ebony: here
James: ANSEL!
Ansel: here
James: ALEX!
Alex: here
James: Alan!
Alan: ...
James: ALAN?!
Alan: here
James: *sighs* James, here. Cassie!
Cassie: here
*Still doesn't notice Shady is crying under the chair*
James: Ugh, Josh?
Josh: Sorry he's back at cam-
James: well he's definitely here. AMBER!
Amber: here sir
James: Paula
Paula: hanging right here
James: Aqua
Aqua: over here
James: hawk left the camp, so he's off. Mintie... Wait, why is she on the list. Didn't she like... die?
Mintie: FLECK YOU JAMES!!
James: oh. She's alive, welcome back Mintie
Mintie: thanks
James: cool robotic limbs and eye
Mintie: thanks
James: SHADY?!
Shady: h-h-h-h-hereee
James: Cleo!
Cleo: here
James: Darya?
Darya: here!
James: CERYA!
Cerya: Here
James: Lia?!
Everyone: ...
James: Lia?!
Everyone: ...
Ansel: WE FORGOT LIA!!! TURN THE BUS AROUND!! WE NEED OUR BABY GIRL!!
—— They turn the bus around to get Lia ——
Narrator: they'll be a part two where they reach the camp WITH Lia
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Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2
AléatoireJust some skits and some memes from your favourite demigod squad from your favourite camp
