ALAN: I don't take people places.
*He lays back down, closes his eyes.*
SHADY: Let me rephrase that...
*A sack of supplies lands in Alan's lap.*
ALAN: Umph.
*He sits up. Looks in the bag.*
SHADY: Take me up the North Mountain.... please.
*He eyes her. He clearly doesn't take orders.*
SHADY: Look, I know how to stop this winter.
*He considers, lies back down, pulls his hat over his eyes.*
ALAN: We leave at dawn.... And you forgot the carrots for Sven.
*A bag of carrots hits Alan in the face.*
ALAN: Ugh!
SHADY: Oops. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't- *catching herself* We leave now. Right now.
*She steps back outside and waits, anxiously. Annoyed, Alan offers Sven a carrot. Sven has a bite. Then Alan has a bite, contemplating.*
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EXT. MOUNTAIN HIGH -- NIGHT
*Sven races, top speed, up a narrow cliff, pulling the sled, which skids precariously. Alan mans the reins. Shady sits beside him.*
ALAN: *trying to scare Anna* Hang on! We like to go fast!
SHADY: *fearless* I like fast!
*Shady leans back and puts her feet up on the dashboard.*
ALAN: Whoa, whoa! Get your feet down.
*He pushes her feet down.*
ALAN: this is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?
*Alan spits on the dash to clean it. The spit flies back and hits Shady in the face.*
SHADY: *grossed out* Ew. No, I was raised in a castle.
*She wipes off her face.*
ALAN: So tell me, what made the King go all ice-crazy?
SHADY: ...Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day. And she said she wouldn't bless the marriage--
ALAN: wait. You got engaged to someone you just met?
SHADY: Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away, and I grabbed her glove--
ALAN: Hang on. You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met?!
SHADY: yes. Pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt.
ALAN: Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?
*Shady eyes Alan up and down, then slides away from him.*
SHADY: Yes, they did.... But Josh is not a stranger.
ALAN: Oh yeah? What's his last name?
SHADY: ...Of-the-Southern-Isles?
ALAN: What's his favorite food?
SHADY: ...Sandwiches.
ALAN: Best friend's name?
SHADY: Probably John.
ALAN: Eye color.
SHADY: Dreamy. (Ew)
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Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2
RandomJust some skits and some memes from your favourite demigod squad from your favourite camp
