Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

Little merman au

So I remember in the first skit book there was a sleeping beauty au. So this is our little mermaid au!! Sorry for not doing one of these in a really long time

Characters:

James- Ariel (genderbent of course)
Cerya- Prince Eric (genderbent of course)
Poseidon- Trition
Grimsby- Alex
Hawk- Sebastian (no crab though, merman that can switch to human for making sense shite)
Shady- Flounder (no fish though, mermaid. Cause fish weird)
Hemlock- Scuttle (human, cause bird is still weird as heck)
Alan- Ursula (merman version)
Cassie: sidekick of Ursula
Paula: sidekick of Ursula

*An ocean. Birds are flying and porpoises are swimming happily. From the fog a ship appears crashing through the waves*

Sailors: *singing* I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue. And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho. Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin' for you. In mysterious fathoms below.

Cerya: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face . . . a perfect day to be at sea!

Alex: *Leaning over side* Oh yes . . . delightful . . . .

Sailor 1: A fine strong wind and a following sea. King Triton must be in a friendly-type mood.

Cerya: King Triton?

Sailor 2: Why, ruler of the merpeople, lass. Thought every good sailor knew about him.

Alex: Merpeople! Cerya, pay no attention to this nautical nonsense.

Sailor 2: But it ain't nonsense, it's the truth! I'm tellin' you, down in the depths o' the ocean they live.
*He gestures wildly, Fish in his hand flops away and lands back in the ocean, relieved*

Sailors: *singing* Heave. ho. Heave, ho.
In mysterious fathoms below
*Fish sighs and swims away.*

*Title pops up: the little merman. Various fish swimming. Merpeople converge on a great undersea palace, filling concert hall inside. Fanfare ensues.*

Seahorse: Ahem . . . His royal highness, King Poseidon! *Poseidon enters dramatically to wild cheering* And presenting the distinguished court composer, Horatio Thelonious Ignatius Crustaceous Hawk! *Hawk enters to mild applause.*

Poseidon: I'm really looking forward to this performance, Hawk.

Hawk: Oh, Your Majesty, this will be the finest concert I have ever conducted. Your children- they will be spectacular!

Poseidon: Yes, and especially my little James.

Hawk: Yes, yes, he has the most beautiful voice. . . . *sotto* If only he'd show up for rehearsals once in a while. . . . *He proceeds to podium and begins to direct orchestra*

Poseidon's children: *singing* Ah, we are the children of Poseidon. Great father who loves us and named us well:
Percy, Tyson, Aqua, Darya,
And then there is the youngest in his musical debut,
Our fifth little brother, we're presenting him to you,
To sing a song Sebastian wrote, his voice is like a bell,
He's our brother, Ja-m. . .
Shell opens to reveal that James is absent.

Poseidon: *Very angry* James!!

*Cut to James looking at sunken ship*

Shady: *From distance* James, wait for me . . .

James: Shady, hurry up!

Shady: *Catching up* You know I can't swim that fast.

James: There it is. Isn't it fantastic?

Shady: Yeah . . . sure . . . it - it's great. Now let's get outta here.

James: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?