Skits and Memes from the Demisquad BOOK 2

Time travel

James: look at this!
*Points to a golden thing which looks like a time turner. He links arms with the squad and then turns it. Everything then turns all stretched and they appear in a different time zone*

Shady: WHAT THE FU-

James: beeep

Shady: did you do?

James: .... looks like we are at a fancy dress up party

Hawk: we are going to need to blend in with everyone

Alan: Oof, time to steal
*Zips into a store and grabs dresses and male clothing*

Alan: I assume there are the correct sizes... now to find somewhere to change

Shady: that should be hard, find a dark ally way, I can make shadow hide the person who is dressing

Alex: over there

*Some time lat8r*

Shady: Ugh, why can't I wear a dress instead?

Alan: they ran out of dresses and you can easily get away with looking like a guy. Unlike most of the girls here

Shady: I hate this
*Marches off and bumps into another red head*

Shady: watch where your bloody going you god damn!
*Yells in a French accent*

Cassie: was she that desperate to pull of the accent
*Facepalms*

????: sorry, I wasn't looking sir. Anyway, I'm Alexander Hamilton, nice to meet you

Shady: *Jaw drops open*

Alexander: ... um... what's your name

Shady: ahh.... Shady Paver

Alexander: those are your friends?

Alex: OH MY GODS ITS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!

Shady: shut up

Alexander: ... what's your name?

Alex: Alexei but just call me Alex

Paula: oh my gods... are we going to meet your friends??

Alexander: excuse me?

Shady: ahh....

Josh: will you all shut the hell up and leave the adult to talk with the other adult

Alexander: ...

Josh: *Walks up to Alexander* Alex, my guy. My friends... very young friends want to meet your friends. John laurson

Paula: LAURENS!!

Josh: Hercules Mullican

Amber: MULLIGAN!

Josh: and Falafel

Alex: LAFAYETTE!!

Alexander: oh, okay. I was just heading to where we were going to meet up. I guess you could all tag along

Shady: THESE PANTS ARE SO TIGHT!

Everyone: ...

Alexander: ... just follow me...

*After some time lat8r*

Ebony: hello I'm Ebony

John: I'm John Laurens

*Hercules bashes in with Lafayette*

Lafayette: Bonjour mon ami

Shady: *Cracks her knuckles and breaks into french*

Lafayette: OH MY GOD! ANOTHER FRENCH! *Randomly breaks into French and starts talking with Shady*

Lia: I hate this dress, it's too fluffy

Amber: we should be getting out soon

Alex: so you really stole their canons?

Alexander: yep

Alan: so inspirational!

Cassie: that's.... cool?

Paula: *Randomly breaks into Hamilton songs from the second act*

Alexander: who the hell is Jefferson

Ansel: you'll find out soon

James: guys the thingo is beeping

Aqua: am I the only one other than James who is actually paying attention to the time thing

Shady: yeah

*They all get back into the present where Shady starts crying*

Cassie: what's wrong?

Shady: I WAS TALKING ABOUT CAKE WITH LAFAYETTE AND HE DISAPPEARED!!

Cassie: ... let's get you to bed

Narrator: also thanks to Argent for the great idea for time travel, give him a clap