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I was gonna wait til saturday
But i felt bad
So i made a texting chapter?
I really have no idea
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Nerdyboï (Ned)
Me: Ned
Me: Ned
Me: Ned
Me: Ned
Me: Ned
Nerdyboï: what
Me: soooooooooo earlier I was walking as I do in the apartment
Me: checkin out insta and all that
Me: and then may comes in,,,,,,,,
Me: AND I REALIZED I WAS WALKING ON THE CEILING
Me: so now may knows im spiderman
Nerdyboï: well tbh it was gonna happen eventually
Me: yeah I
Me: should I tell MJ?????
Nerdyboï: she is your girlfriend
Me: Tru tru
Me: wait no
Me: we arent dating!!!!!!!
Me: im gonna tell her tho
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Badass biotch (mj)
Me: hey mj u on?
Badass biotch: yeah why
Me: gotta tell you something
Badass biotch: r u gonna say that ur spiderman? Cuz i already know that
Me: i am spiderman
Me: wait what how
Me: is it that obvious????
Badass biotch: nah I am kinda observant
Badass biotch: tho did you really think wearing the suit under your clothes was a good idea?
Me: ....
Me:.... maybe.....
Badass biotch: .... Yeah i thought so
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Team Spidey (ned+mj+peter)
Me: i have called this meeting to order
Badass biotch: hmmmmmmm
Nerdyboï: eeeeeekkkkkk did ya tell her???
Me:... Why else would she be on this chat?
Nerdyboï: ig
Me: yeah so I am applying for an internship and SI q
Me: but they don't know my identity as sp
Me: should I tell the avengers?
Badass biotch: I wanna let them try and figure it out
Badass biotch: but film/take pics of their reactions
Badass biotch: I need content for the crisiI journal
Me: hehehe sounds kinda evil but me likey
Nerdyboï: wait wait wait
Nerdyboï: I think you should have them meet to learn about you but keep it vague and have like meetings be a regular occurrence
Nerdyboï: then if/when you become an avenger show em
Badass biotch: Oooooh suspenseful nice
Me: I like new plan
Badass biotch: all in favor say aye
Nerdyboï: aye
Me: aye
Badass biotch: then it's decided
Badass biotch: if you get the internship you should act normal and stuff and see if they figure it out
Me: hehe this is gonna be so fun
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Spiderman Onshots
Hayran KurguJust a bunch of random oneshots about Spooderman. Will include: Identity Reveals Field Trips In the Soul Stone LGBTQIA+ ships (if you don't like... well you can fuck off) Some explicit language like i don't really know so yeah basically etc... comm...
