The Bad Idea Factory

Dialogue Prompts II

Still not mine.

"Don't try to get inside my head. It's too dark for you."

"And, when my time is up, will I have done enough? Will you tell my story?"

"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."

"I said we were safer, not safe."

"You don't hate them. You just hate what they did."

"We're just kids. We're not supposed to be heroes."

"He's not a villain. He's just a boy."

"Not all monsters are evil."

"I wouldn't drink that so fast-" "GAH! My brain - ah! It hurts!" "I warned you!"

"I felt so much I started to feel nothing."

"She's beauty, she's grace, she'll punch you in the face."

"Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out."

"Last time we met, I threw you off a roof." "I remember that. What great times we had."

"I am tired of watching you get thrown off buildings." "I am tired of getting thrown off buildings. Care to join me?" "No." "Worth a shot."

"This is going to sound controversial, but I think that went well."

"I'm not sure what the question was but I am certain my answer is 'I don't know'."

"You killed my [inanimate object]!"

"I will hit you with this thing." *cocky threat against well-being* *gets hit with thing* "I warned you."

"This takes finesse and focus, neither of which you have."

"I wasn't participating. I was supervising."

"Everything about this screams RECIPE FOR DISASTER."

"Remember when nobody was suffering?" "I have amnesia, moron."

"Sometimes I don't vomit when I see you."

"Not only will this kill you, but it will hurt the whole time you're dying."

"Tell me I'm wrong." "But you're right." "Lie to me then."

"How did you know?" "I read your diary." "But how-" "We have the same diary." "Oh yeah." "How did you forget THAT?"

"How do I passive-aggressive say 'f*** you' in flower?"

"Are you blushing?" "What? No." "Did I get the stoic, hardcore, total badass [name] to blush?" "No... it's... cold."

"I'm like 75% sure it won't explode." "What?" "Maybe 70%."

"The blue one matches your eyes." "I don't need to look pretty while slicing people in half." "That doesn't mean you can't."

"I know you're not dead." "No s***."

"Why are you on the floor?" "SHE SNEEZED AND IT SCARED ME."

"I love being the third wheel. It's so much fun. And this isn't sarcasm. No, definitely not."

"Wait. Before you start a war, you should know what you're fighting for."

"What is not good for the beehive is not good for the bee."

"She loved him, but so did you."

"Well, this is ridiculous." "Me or her?" "All of this!"