Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers X reader Smut Fluff and other things

Author note!

***by the way I do apologize for the amount of cursing you will endure in this authors note***

OK!

HOLD MY SHIT!

IM SERIOUS HERE!!!😂😭❤️😂

So there is this new movie that involves Chris Evans alright... (and my lovely British bean Daniel Craig, but that's a story for another time😂) Aaaaand IM TELLING YOU I want to see this damn movie😂😂

It is called "Knives Out".

I just watched the trailer and honestly it's got me all types of messed up. (Not in a bad way, just a terribly good way😂)

So basically this movie is like Clue. A death happens in the family, all the members cannot leave until the investigation is over and everyone is a suspect. NOW. In this goddamn trailer😂 this is the part that has me ALL THE WAY fucked up. We all know Chris Evans for his amazing movies and his role as Captain America. (Not to mention his amazing role plays in nearly all of his movies🤤😂) And the lovely internal fact that Captain America, Steve Rogers,

^bless your precious little soul Steve we love you and your "language" loving self^

BUT THIS IS WHERE THE SHIT GETS REAL😂😂😂😂😂

I don't know the guy Chris is acting as but I assure you, he is no "Steve Rogers". When watching the trailer we catch a small scene where Chris is arguing with a few of the family members. It's only for a few split seconds BUT you all get the idea.

With a stern furrowed brow (dare I say the stern look Steve Rogers gives when he's angry at someone or ready to kick some ass) Chris leans forwards....

AND SAYS..

***pause for dramatic effect and drum roll***

"Up your ass" with a determined stern look

"Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that?" adding a smug little smirk on his face as he points to a young woman. (Presumably either his sister, or niece I'm guessing)

"Eat shit" points to another family member with his shit eating little grin. *still has the furrowed brows*(an older woman who could be his sister or cousin)

"Eat shit" points to YET another family member with a smug grin still (old man who could be either his dad or uncle)

"Eat shit" points to the older woman as everyone continues arguing at him. Smiling all the while he makes a fuss. (Most likely his Mother)

AND THEEEEEEN

This lady comes outta no where and says "I'm gonna slap that smug smile off your face!"

While Chris retaliates with "Definitely Eat shit" with that smug ass smile and shit eating grin with up lifted eyebrows!!

*^Bless those eyebrows perfected by the gods, my will and reason to be living^*

😂 I THREW MY PHONE SCREAMING😂😂

Here is the trailer you beautiful people😂😭😂😭

Let's just forget to mention that I screamed out laughing while my grandparents are trying to sleep and my sister has had enough of my bullshit😂 while saying "AND I OOP, CHRIS SPILT THAT GODDAMN TEAAAAA"

I'm sorry for acting like a basic white bitch😂 but I honestly can't stress enough to you now how badly I want to see this movie coming out this November! On the 27th! And as to torture my sister for her birthday I will be taking her with me and my dumb ass to see this movie😂. I don't know if it's just me JUST NOW finding out about this, or this trailer isn't as popular as the studios wanted it to be. But I thank my sister for bringing it to my attention.

Because quite frankly I'm a whore for Chris Evans.

**quietly gonna let it slip that I'm a whore for Sebastian Stan too**

And well, I hope you all watch this movie because I can't wait to watch it😂😂