(Link, Zelda, Revali, and 5 others have joined the chat)
Zelda: who named this chat?!
Link: ;)
Zelda: Arrrggggg
Daruk: hey guys
Urbosa: hello
Revali: hah...this again...
Daruk: what's up with the name?
Sidon: heyyyy
Sidon: Link made a club so we can talk about Zelda's booty...and how...defined it is
Revali: well this isn't worth sticking around for
(Revali has left the chat)
Urbosa: well at least we drove away birdbrain
Daruk: hear hear
Sidon: can't we talk about Link's booty instead???
Paya, Mipha, and Zelda: YES
Link: No
(Everybody but Link gasps)
Daruk: HE SPEAKS
Link: Guys, we've gone over this, haven't you seen me talk during our other chats?!
Zelda: guess I missed it
Urbosa: yeah, I didn't notice
Daruk: me too
Paya: same here
Link: Mipha?
Mipha: um...I think I saw you say pot once?
Link: :D
Zelda: Aaand he's reverted back to emoticons
Zelda: so...WHY THE HECK DID YOU NAME THE STUPID CHAT AFTER MY BUTT
Urbosa: calm down, princess. It just means he's noticed
Sidon: say, Link, do you like fish booties? *Grins*
Mipha: back off, Sidon!
Ink: heh, you'd better. I mean come on, Sink?! Somehow I think that relationship would drown real fast, half fish or not.
Everyone but Ink and Sidon: BURN
Mipha: I did kinda wanna know if he likes fish booties, tho
Zelda: so who ARE you, anyway?
Ink: um...someone
Daruk: oh...who's someone?
Zelda: she didn't actually answer our question, dummy!
Link: how do you know it's a she?
Urbosa and Zelda at the same time: cuz only a girl could come up with a burn that burns so hot!
Daruk, Sidon, and Link: ooooohhhhhh
Daruk: yeah I still don't get it
Zelda: 😒
Ink: ok I think I'll just be going now...
Zelda: not until you tell us who you are you're not!
Ink: uhh...what about...hm...lemme think...NO.
Link: *pulls out master sword* tell us who you are
Ink: ok, let's do this. I'm gonna say a magic word and you're all gonna forget that I was ever here
Mipha: no!
Ink: on 3
Sidon: but-
Ink: ONE
Link: unfair!
Ink: TWO
Zelda: Maybe we could-
Ink: THREE
Daruk: ...
Daruk: nothing happened
Ink: I lied it's gonna be on four
Ink: ZELDA'S BOOTAY
(Ink has left the chat)
Daruk: that was two words!
Sidon: I don't think it worked
Link: WHO CARES! WE'VE GOTTA TALJ ABOUT ZELDA'S BOOTAY!
Urbosa: well it kinda worked on him...
Zelda: I'm outta here!
(Zelda has left the chat)
Daruk: me too
(Daruk has left the chat)
(Sidon, Paya, and Urbosa have left the chat)
Link: come ON
Link: hey, wait sec, wasn't there one more person on this chat?
Link: who is the last one left?!
Rafiki: me
Link: who are you?!
Rafiki: the question is who are YOU?
Link: da hek
Link: why did you only decide to speak now?!
Rafiki: I prefer to...observe...everything
Link: what? What about when you have to pee? Or sleep?!
Rafiki: everything
Link: ...
Link: are you...a stalker or something?
Rafiki: *smiles*
Rafiki: ...maybe
Link: 0_0
(Link has left the chat)
Rafiki: hehe
(For those of you who don't know or remember, Rafiki is a monkey-like thing from The Lion King. Hope you enjoyed! I look forward to making more!)
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If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
РазноеYes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh* Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
