(Ink, Storm, Zelda, Link, and 4 others have entered the chat)
Ink: hello everyone
Revali: ugh...hello
Mipha: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW REVALI
Urbosa: aggghhhh
Revali: I told you I have terrible hangovers, fish brain! What part of that did you not understand?!
Zelda: well looks like he's back to his old self
Revali: like hell I am!
Link: soooo guys I know that you are not exactly enchanted with my pot-breaking obsession...
Daruk: oh boy here we go
Link: but I really think that you would like it if you just tried it out
Revali: you seriously think we're going to go about ruining other peoples' prized possessions? That's a felony!
Zelda: I hate to say this, but Revali's right. The only reason you're not in prison is because you were chosen by the sword that seals the darkness and you have noice abs. Did I just say that out loud? Oh shoot
Revali: well that's sooooo remarkable
Mipha: YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT ABOUT MY LINKIE
Ink: NO HE'S MINE MIPHA BACK OFF
Storm: this is not where I saw this headed
Link: I am nobody's!
Ink: oh, you think so?! Well i can make you do whatever I want! Doesn't that make you mine?!
Mipha: NO! Link is mine and you're never getting him! You think you're so bright but you're actually dim! You big stupid dragons think you rule the place! Well reality's hittin' and looks like you're at the bottom, the base!
Storm: uh oh not another rap battle...
Ink: you think you know everything thing there is to know? Link is mine and you're all on my show! So ya better bow low!To me Link can never say no! You've got so many far-off wishes I think you're gonna blow!
Zelda: you guys think you got a chance at this fine romance? You better be pumped up cuz I'm ready to dance! Besides, you guys are barely out of adolescence!
Link: now guys you've gotta stop fighting over me! I've got a great life so please just me be! I didn't wanna hear your thoughts I'm just here for the pots! All you're doing here is tying yourself in knots!
Revali: FOR HYLIA'S SAKE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP
Ink, Zelda, and Mipha: *pants*
Urbosa: yes...please...I already had a headache before all this
Ink: fine but I get to have Revali. Come on, Revs
Revali: wait what?
Urbosa: just do it Birdbrain you might actually get a girlfriend for once
Revali: I'm not too sure about thi-
Ink: hehe let's go! 😏😆
(Ink and Revali have disconnected)
Urbosa: ooooo they're gonna go have some fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Storm: Pfffft of course I'm left behind
Daruk: hey wait aren't you the one that jumped into the volcano with one of my gorons?
Storm: uhhhhhhhhhhh maybe? Why?
Daruk: you're gonna pay
(Daruk and Storm have disconnected)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Mipha: Link is mine
Zelda: Not on my watch!
Mipha: ARRRRGGGGG I'LL FIGHT YOU
Link: guys sto-
(Mipha and Zelda have disconnected)
Link: well it's just me again...
Rafiki: hehe
Link: OH HYLIA NO
(Link has disconnected)
Rafiki: hehe
YOU ARE READING
If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
AcakYes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh* Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
