(Link and Zelda have joined the chat)
Zelda: What is this?
Link: a thing...😊
Zelda: ok, I thought we went over that there would be no more chats!
Link: well no one's listening anyway, Revali already made a chat all about his tail feathers
Zelda: seriously?!
Link: yep
Zelda: wait, where is everyone? Usually at least I have Urbosa with me...
Link: I thought we could have a little...alone time...
Zelda: and do what? Karoake?
Link: precisely
Zelda: what? I was just joking!
Link: well, body karoake...😏
Zelda: ///wh-whats that supposed to mean?
Link: Mmmmm
Zelda: L-Link? What are you doing?!
Link: taking off my bandana
Zelda: NO NOT THE BANDANA
Link: why? It's not like my head is something that can't be seen
Zelda: no, it's not that...I just...I really like the bandana...😞
Link: really?😟😐
Zelda: *nods*
Link: well I suppose it can stay on for the body karoake...
Zelda: what is that, anyway...
Link: wow you've never danced before???
Zelda: d-dancing? oh...that's a lot better than what I was imagining *cringe*
Link: well if you really want to...
Zelda: oh, haha! No thanks! I'm oh look at this! I just remembered that uhhh Daruk needed me for something...gotta fly! Uh-go!
Link: Daruk? You never talk to Daruk!
Zelda: well, uh, last resort, I guess! Heh, bye!
(Zelda has disconnected)
Link: well that was disappointing
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If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
AléatoireYes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh* Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
