(Revali, Daruk, Urbosa, Zelda, Link, Mipha, and 2 others have joined the chat)
Mipha: ALRIGHT MY SLATE IS SO FILLED UP WITH CHATS I'M GONNA START EATING FEATHERS
Revali: Hey!
Zelda: I hate to say this but I agree with Mipha on this one
Mipha: THANK YOU
Urbosa: yes my slate has been getting quite slow...
Daruk: me too...
Revali: Daruk, EVERYTHING with you is slow
Daruk:/not true! 😧
Link: WHO CARES-
Zelda: well here's the devil himself
(Zelda has changed Link's username to Devil)
Devil: really
Zelda: yep
Devil: *sigh*
Mipha: he deserved it
(Zelda has changed Mipha's username to Angel)
Angel: I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not
(Daruk has changed Zelda's username to Labeler)
Labeler: seriously
Revali: lame
(Revali has changed Labeler's username to Asinine)
Asinine: *facepalm*
(Urbosa has changed Revali's username to Perky Breasts)
Perky Breasts: da hek
Urbosa: *shrugs*
(Perky Breasts has changed Urbosa's username to Chunkygal)
Daruk: why hasn't anyone changed my username?
Angel: cuz you don't matter enough
Daruk: *gasps*
Angel: yeah, whatever. zelda why did you make me angel?
Asinine: bc an angel and devil could never be together
Angel: HOW DARE YOU
Devil: ...
Ink: mmmm
Storm: mmmm
Ink: wot
Storm: wot
Ink: stop copying me!
Storm: stop copying me!
(Ink has changed Storm's username to Copycat)
(Copycat has changed Ink's username to Copycat)
Angel: well this about to get messy
Perky Breasts: so who is Ink
Copycat: me
Copycat: me
Chunkygal: oh boy
Devil: okay so we have to ask something only Ink would know
Daruk: like wut
Angel: shut up Daruk
Daruk: *whimpers*
Asinine: alright what about...what chat did we first meet you on?
Copycat: Zelda's Bootay!
Copycat: Zelda's Bootay!
Asinine: crap I forgot it was that one...
Perky Breasts: well that was easy Ink is the one that answered first
(Perky Breasts has changed first Copycat's username to Ink)
Ink: hehe
(Chunkygal has changed second Copycat's username to Storm)
Storm: no I'M Ink you idiots! Storm answered first!
Ink: hEheHe
Asinine: oh, wait is that true?
Angel: wait how did she know the answer? She wasn't there!
Ink: talent
Storm: *rolls eyes* she read it. That was a stupid question
Daruk: but I thought that there is no stupid question
Angel: you don't have to be a question to be stupid
Daruk: *whimpers*
Chunkygal: you think he'd give up by now
Perky Breasts: ikr
(Asinine has changed Storm's username to Ink)
Chunkygal: that did NOT help now there are two Inks!
Everyone but Daruk: CRAP
Daruk: language, guys!
Perky Breasts: *face palms*
Ink: you sound like my mother
Daruk: oh re-
Asinine: Shut up we don't know if that is the real Ink
Angel: right
Devil: did they seriously just agree with each other on something
Angel and Asinine: NO
Devil: whatever you say
Perky Breasts: ok forget the who Ink situation! I AM SOOO DONE WITH THESE USERNAMES! CAN WE JUST MAKE 'EM RIGHT ALREADY?!
Ink: nope *snaps fingers* now you're all stuck with the ones you've got
Chunkygal: FOREVER!!!!
Ink: that was not your line
Chunkygal: oh, sorry. I just got caught up in the moment
Ink: FOREVER!!!
Ink: DUN DUN DUNNNN
Ink: shut up Ink
Everyone but Daruk: NUUUUUU
Asinine: *gasp*
Angel: wait
Asinine: she just
Angel: said Ink
Asinine: that means
Angel: she's Storm!
Asinine: quick before the real Ink comments!
(Angel has changed Ink's username to Stormbutt)
Stormbutt: crap
Ink: FINALLY
(Ink has kicked Stormbutt off the chat)
Ink: been waiting to do that for hours...thanks guys
Angel: *bows*
Asinine: it was all me you butthole!
Angel: that's what you think!
Devil: well they're back to their old selves
Perky Breasts: so are we seriously going to have these usernames in every chat from now on?!
Ink: ...
(Ink has disconnected)
Everyone but Daruk: CRAP
Daruk: l-
Everyone else: SHUT UP
(A/N: So what did you guys think? Are the champions going to be stuck with those terrible nicknames forever? Will Ink punish Storm? I guess we'll have to find out in the next chapter! INK OUT! :3)
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