If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)

Whew

(Les Gal, Pan Gal, Asinine, Angel, Perky Breasts, Chunkygal, and Devil have joined the chat)

Angel: wow Link is actually here for once

Devil: I've been busy

Asinine: doing what?

Devil: non o' your beeswax

Perky Breasts: well looks like Storm finally woke up

Les Gal: yep

Pan Gal: wait wut

Les Gal: she doesn't remember anything

Pan Gal: is there something I should be remembering?

All but Pan Gal: NOPE

Pan Gal: hm...

Les Gal: hey guys I have an idea

Devil: ooo what is it

Les Gal: well since you're so interested...come into a private chat with me

Devil: okay, no funny business tho

Les Gal: no promises

(Devil has transferred to a private chat with Les Gal)

Perky Breasts: isn't she a lesbian though?

Pan Gal: she has a few...exceptions

Chunkygal: 😶

Pan Gal: I'm bored bai

(Pan Gal has left the chat)

Asinine: hey anyone wanna play truth or dare while we wait for them to come back?

Angel: sure I'm bored

Asinine: okay, truth or dare Mipha

Angel: hm...dare

Asinine: ask your brother if he's gay

Angel: OH, HE'S GAY.

Asinine: ask him anyway

Angel: fine brb

Angel: he said yes, he's happy

Asinine: *facepalms*

Angel: okay, your turn, truth or dare Zelda

Asinine: truth

Angel: do you like Link

Asinine: ...

Angel: you have to

Asinine: urgh...yes

Chunkygal: OOOOO I SHIP IT

Perky Breasts: -_- it's already been shipped, chunks

Asinine: truth or dare, Revali

Perky Breasts: dare

Chunkygal: of course

Asinine: go to the top of your village and screech 'I HAVE REALLY PERKY BREASTS'

Perky Breasts: WHAT NO

Asinine: don't be a chicken!

Angel: ...but he is

Perky Breasts: SHUT IT

Chunkygal: you have to do it

Perky Breasts: I'll be Hyrule's laughing stock for ages!

Asinine: yeah, chicken stock XD

Angel: ooo can I get some of that?

Perky Breasts: NO